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Mezebel

penzino: It is a mark of respect that the pot sits on the fire without complaining and it is In the same regard that the fire cooks only the content of the pot. Tilups

Vicotex: Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have
you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

papindinho: lol. Funny though cause I was gonna post that signature of yours.

Ezedon: Lovin u ve made my life to ve light 4eva

Dygeasy: ETHICS

"Truth is a rare and precious commodity so we should be sparing in its use"

C P SCOTT

"To err is human, but it feels divine"

MAE WEST

The best way to get over temptation is simply to yield to it.

CLEMENTINA GRAHAM

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

CHAUNCEY DEPEW

It's hard to believe a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place.

H L MENCHEN

I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.

SAMUEL BUTLER

Kill a man and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are a god.

JEAN ROSTAND

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

I'm dying with the help of too many physicians

PETER THE GREAT

Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausages?

PAUL CLAUDEL

I feel nothing, apart from a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

BERNARD DE FONTENELLE

Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.

ALEX POPE

Die, my dear doctor? That's the last thing I shall ever do.

LORD PALMERSTON

If this is what viral pneumonia does to you, I really don't think I shall bother to have it again.

DAME GLADYS COOPER

Lordabas: "Never believe a quote you see on the internet."
--Lordabas

lonngmann: Only you waka come

The one we are going to make use of is going to be made known by, my oga at the top

Now the first lady is calling you to come and find your missing child; Will you keep quiet?!

- Famous Nigerian Quotes!