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A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by KunleOshob(m): 3:49pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
A Pimpstress has FOUR KINDS OF MEN CHECK IT OUT!!! It's T-R-U-E!!! THE HUSBAND He is the sweetest, loving, kind man you know. His intellect makes him $exy although he is handsome. He treats you like a queen and puts you first. He takes care of the kids, you and home. This is the man you love coming home to. He spoils you with gifts and is a hard worker. THE BOO This one is $exy as hell! This is the dude that you've known for years, kinda your homey-lover-friend! No matter who is in your life or who is in his life, you and your BOO seem to always have a thing for each other. Your BOO has a wifey, so he has as much to lose as you do, therefore you are guaranteed that ya'll relationship is on the 'DL'. You run to your BOO when your husband "F" up! Your BOO gives you comfort and the $ex is da bomb, which explains why you can't leave him alone! THE MAINTENANCE MAN This is Mr. Wine and Dine. He has the charm, the romance and a body like a stripper! He is the one you call every now and then when HUSBAND and BOO pi$$es you off! He really wants to be your HUSBAND or BOO on the low but he knows his role. HUSBAND will never suspect a thing because this man is the deacon at your church and well respected in the community so no one would know of ya'll secret love affair. You sneak and go on trips and getaways. He keeps that bank account tight . Look at this man's lips. Whew! THE RUFF NECK This is the man we fantasize about when HUSBAND, BOO and THE MAINTENANCE man just not doing it for you! This is Mr. Bad Boy, he got the body from hell, the tattoos, and the motorcycle. You call on him when you want your back blown out, the bottom hit, and you want to walk bow legged for a couple days. He is the man HUSBAND sees and knows he needs to get on the treadmill to lose those extra pounds he has gained since ya'll been married. THE RUFF NECK is the one that rock the suits in the day and trade the Armani in for tims and jeans at night. He is pulled out in emergencies only and you can't resist to get your freak on in the craziest places, (in the car, the back of a vacant building, etc.) because his main goal is to tear it up! THE RUFF NECK is in your cell phone as one of your homegirls named Tee-Tee! |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by romsky: 3:53pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
babes want all 4 combined into one but which wan u be |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by KunleOshob(m): 3:58pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
I am compiling a list of all the pimpstress in the house to be published soonest so watch out |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by romsky: 4:04pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
no be me and u follow join 4 dat one |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by tytylayor: 4:26pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
am waiting |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by KunleOshob(m): 4:37pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
tytylayor:Amebo!!!!! |
Re: A Pimpstress Has Four Kinds Of Men by tytylayor: 4:55pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
gbeborun |
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