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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by whitecat007: 6:49pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
The guy is a closet gay. Those girls he's been hanging around are his biatches as a pimpp. engineerd: Why the phuck is he crossing his legs like a pharkin bish?? What a gaylord.... |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by EMANY01(m): 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
OkikiOluwa1: Make them test him well at the airport & place him underwatch for 3 months instead of 21 days. Jim Iyke is stubborn, so is his antibodies & red blood cells. If he's infected, he can carry it around for years. I died and resurrected after reading that part.Was in a meeting with colleagues and I saw that part I had to grit my teeth to keep from bursting out with laughter. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:28pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
AdmiralPato:Hahahahaha 1 Like |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
EMANY01:Thank God you are alive. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by hapyneso: 7:41pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
tinuolaOD: dis jim iyke sef, he needs psychological intervention.....why is he crossing his legs,,,,,is he supposed to be a gay? Does it mean any man that sits and crosses his legs is a gay? HMmmmm...interested #shouting# sweethrt! Come lemme check u well...u might be gay cos u are always sitting and crossing ur legs...lol |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by sexyjessy(f): 7:55pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
AdmiralPato: i swear... 1 Like |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 7:57pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?!lmao.. u got crackin with laughter |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Why does he have a face mask on? Yet his hands (which could actually be the fastest way of contracting it) are left open. The legs too. thinking out loud |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by mariodko190(m): 8:10pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:12pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
kendrick93: lmao.. u got crackin with laughterIdiot! U again? |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Revolva(m): 8:15pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Attension seekein jim see he face like space fool |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Please, quarantine Jim Iyke for a least 10 days! Our government should take this Ebola serious! 2 Likes |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by publicenemy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
nnekamezor: who no dey fear No be persin e be... when he dey form super man for home videos....i think sey he be everything proof |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:37pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Idiot! U again?stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Idiot! U again?stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me. btw ling tym.. i guessed u scared dats why u ran away |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by gmacnoms(m): 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
zicoraads: Hahahahahahahahahahaahhhahhahahahabeta hold ur pMan o. Lagos no sure again o. By d way, whats d name of ur Pman, so dat as soon as he's cumin bak, we go quarantine am 4 bini |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:52pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
kendrick93: stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me.You're a Fool! Who ran away? U'd beta shut up to avoid my everlasting E-torture. E-DIOT!! |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:55pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: You're a Fool! Who ran away? U'd beta shut up to avoid my everlasting E-torture. E-DIOT!!lol.. dude u need to fuck1n get laid...wtf |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by glowshine(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Ebola no go kill us oo! 1 Like
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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
publicenemy:LOL ....dat one na fr movies nw( film trick tins) omo dis one na real life matter ooo.... Life no get part two ooo... |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by publicenemy(m): 11:03pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
nnekamezor: LOL ....dat one na fr movies nw( film trick tins) omo dis one na real life matter ooo.... Life no get part two ooo... i dey tell you... who don die don go . 1 Like |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by gondon(m): 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
BREAKING NEWS. FACEBOOK and NAIRALAND have been infected with "EBOLA".. Please cover ur hands while u type... lol. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Donlouise(m): 11:29pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?! |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by billyG(m): 1:19am On Jul 31, 2014 |
He shuld be seized,binded with shackles when he attempt to enter naija,he shuld be kept in a quarantine facility heavily guarded by masked men with anti-biotic suits,he shld be fumigated thuroly b4 been release into our ebola free population!d tin whe that guy go find 4 sokoto no dey 4 sokoto trousier
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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by mamagee3(f): 2:22am On Jul 31, 2014 |
He looks silly . . .Way to use a current event for publicity. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by SlamDunk(m): 5:56am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Adorayble: The actor who was in Monrovia, Liberia for business, left the country a few hours ago following reports of the virus spreading in the country. He shared a pic of himself at the airport saying though his business is unfinished, he was leaving because he's scared. Who can blame him?. True, very true. How is he even so sure he hasn't contracted it by sitting on that couch. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:36am On Jul 31, 2014 |
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?! my bele ooooooo... lolzz..@intl porting... bro...u qualify to feature of night of thousand laff...chai.. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Gynacologist(m): 8:42am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Ahuitzotl: Sharrap!!...go boil beans. |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Ahuitzotl: 9:02am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Gynacologist: go boil beans.Go siddon for gutter.... |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by dabossman(m): 9:09am On Jul 31, 2014 |
So Jim Iyke arrives at MMIA and is met by a beautiful female Immigration Officer. She smiles bashfully as Jim approaches her desk. Romantic mood music plays in the background. OFFICER: Jim Iyke! Hi! I'm a huge fan. JIM: Thanks. How are you OFFICER: Fine. Just returning from your summer holiday? JIM: No, a business trip to Monrovia, Liberia. Music screeches to a halt. The Officer's smile vanishes. OFFICER: One minute please. She slaps on a gas mask and latex gloves. OFFICER: Oga Jim, please step into that cubicle and strip down to your birthday suit. JIM: Say what? OFFICER: I say make you enter dia off ya clothe. JIM: Whatever for? OFFICER: I need to conduct a cavity search on you. Who knows where Ebola don hide for ya body now? Biko no waste time. Enter cubicle. JIM: What da f**K! This is bullsh*t men! Do you know who I am? OFFICER: My friend move before I move you. You want to come and be sharing Ebola to us here abi? God nor go gree you. She shoves Jim into the cubicle. She has a smile and a glimmer in her eyes as she shuts the door behind her. Then... JIM: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! |
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Gynacologist(m): 9:15am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Ahuitzotl: Go siddon for gutter....efulafu. |
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