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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by whitecat007: 6:49pm On Jul 30, 2014
The guy is a closet gay. Those girls he's been hanging around are his biatches as a pimpp.
engineerd: Why the phuck is he crossing his legs like a pharkin bish?? What a gaylord....
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by EMANY01(m): 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
OkikiOluwa1: Make them test him well at the airport & place him underwatch for 3 months instead of 21 days. Jim Iyke is stubborn, so is his antibodies & red blood cells. If he's infected, he can carry it around for years.
Last Bullet
Ebola Alert to all Jim Iyke's girlfriends.
[i]Nadia Buhari, close ya border[/i]!

I died and resurrected after reading that part.Was in a meeting with colleagues and I saw that part I had to grit my teeth to keep from bursting out with laughter.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:28pm On Jul 30, 2014
AdmiralPato:
The English above me can cause ebola
Hahahahaha

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
EMANY01:

I died and resurrected after reading that part.Was in a meeting with colleagues and I saw that part I had to grit my teeth to keep from bursting out with laughter.
Thank God you are alive.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by hapyneso: 7:41pm On Jul 30, 2014
tinuolaOD: dis jim iyke sef, he needs psychological intervention.....why is he crossing his legs,,,,,is he supposed to be a gay?

Does it mean any man that sits and crosses his legs is a gay?
HMmmmm...interested
#shouting# sweethrt! Come lemme check u well...u might be gay cos u are always sitting and crossing ur legs...lol
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by sexyjessy(f): 7:55pm On Jul 30, 2014
AdmiralPato:
The English above me can cause ebola

cheesy i swear...

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 7:57pm On Jul 30, 2014
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?!


If to say I from Liberia, see am for Airport with this breathing Mask, I for dial am better slap.

Na SARS or Bird Flu ehn dey run from wey ehn wear breathing mask?! The Adult fowl think say na by breathing mask go save am, meanwhile ehn give person ehn phone to snap am, roll up trousers exposing ehn skin, wear short sleeve siddon ontop Chair wey ehn no sabi who last siddon there. angry angry


Anyways, Oga Joe don block all planes wey from that side.. Make ehn rest mind for there. Ehn fit start Ebola business for there sef, no wahala.. But ask for to return to Naija, NEVER!

Make the Nama just use correction fluid Change the 'N' for ehn Passport to 'L' and the 'G' to 'B' thats all.. Thats called international Porting. grin. grin
lmao.. u got crackin with laughter
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 30, 2014
Why does he have a face mask on? Yet his hands (which could actually be the fastest way of contracting it) are left open. The legs too.




thinking out loud
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by mariodko190(m): 8:10pm On Jul 30, 2014
grin
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:12pm On Jul 30, 2014
kendrick93: lmao.. u got crackin with laughter
Idiot! U again?
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Revolva(m): 8:15pm On Jul 30, 2014
Attension seekein jim see he face like space fool
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 30, 2014
Please, quarantine Jim Iyke for a least 10 days! Our government should take this Ebola serious!

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by publicenemy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 30, 2014
nnekamezor: who no dey fear No be persin e be...


when he dey form super man for home videos....i think sey he be everything proof
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:37pm On Jul 30, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Idiot! U again?
stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:38pm On Jul 30, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Idiot! U again?
stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me.
btw ling tym.. i guessed u scared dats why u ran away
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by gmacnoms(m): 8:47pm On Jul 30, 2014
zicoraads: Hahahahahahahahahahaahhhahhahahaha

Jeez! This is effing hilarious. Y'all are scaring me o. I knew this was serious, but not like this. And popsy is travelling to Lagos tmao for business. Hia!!!
beta hold ur pMan o. Lagos no sure again o. By d way, whats d name of ur Pman, so dat as soon as he's cumin bak, we go quarantine am 4 bini
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:52pm On Jul 30, 2014
kendrick93: stop quoting if u arent gat anytin useful to say to me.
btw ling tym.. i guessed u scared dats why u ran away
You're a Fool! Who ran away? U'd beta shut up to avoid my everlasting E-torture. E-DIOT!!
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kendrick93(m): 8:55pm On Jul 30, 2014
YoungDaNaval: You're a Fool! Who ran away? U'd beta shut up to avoid my everlasting E-torture. E-DIOT!!
lol.. dude u need to fuck1n get laid...wtf
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by glowshine(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2014
Ebola no go kill us oo!

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 30, 2014
publicenemy:


when he dey form super man for home videos....i think sey he be everything proof
LOL ....dat one na fr movies nw( film trick tins) smiley omo dis one na real life matter ooo.... Life no get part two ooo...
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by publicenemy(m): 11:03pm On Jul 30, 2014
nnekamezor: LOL ....dat one na fr movies nw( film trick tins) smiley omo dis one na real life matter ooo.... Life no get part two ooo...

i dey tell you...

who don die don go .

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by gondon(m): 11:28pm On Jul 30, 2014
BREAKING NEWS.
FACEBOOK and NAIRALAND have been infected with "EBOLA".. Please cover ur hands while u type...


lol.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Donlouise(m): 11:29pm On Jul 30, 2014
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?!


If to say I from Liberia, see am for Airport with this breathing Mask, I for dial am better slap.

Na SARS or Bird Flu ehn dey run from wey ehn wear breathing mask?! The Adult fowl think say na by breathing mask go save am, meanwhile ehn give person ehn phone to snap am, roll up trousers exposing ehn skin, wear short sleeve siddon ontop Chair wey ehn no sabi who last siddon there. angry angry
Chai chisos!!!! Madcow u wicked

Anyways, Oga Joe don block all planes wey from that side.. Make ehn rest mind for there. Ehn fit start Ebola business for there sef, no wahala.. But ask for to return to Naija, NEVER!

Make the Nama just use correction fluid Change the 'N' for ehn Passport to 'L' and the 'G' to 'B' thats all.. Thats called international Porting. grin. grin
grin
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by billyG(m): 1:19am On Jul 31, 2014
He shuld be seized,binded with shackles when he attempt to enter naija,he shuld be kept in a quarantine facility heavily guarded by masked men with anti-biotic suits,he shld be fumigated thuroly b4 been release into our ebola free population!d tin whe that guy go find 4 sokoto no dey 4 sokoto trousier angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by mamagee3(f): 2:22am On Jul 31, 2014
He looks silly . . .Way to use a current event for publicity. grin
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by SlamDunk(m): 5:56am On Jul 31, 2014
Adorayble: The actor who was in Monrovia, Liberia for business, left the country a few hours ago following reports of the virus spreading in the country. He shared a pic of himself at the airport saying though his business is unfinished, he was leaving because he's scared. Who can blame him?















My concern now is... Jim Iyke shud be screened very well @ d airport,forget d fact dt he's a celeb...
. True, very true. How is he even so sure he hasn't contracted it by sitting on that couch.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 8:36am On Jul 31, 2014
MadCow1: Ewu boy, You dey pose for Ebola abi?!


If to say I from Liberia, see am for Airport with this breathing Mask, I for dial am better slap.

Na SARS or Bird Flu ehn dey run from wey ehn wear breathing mask?! The Adult fowl think say na by breathing mask go save am, meanwhile ehn give person ehn phone to snap am, roll up trousers exposing ehn skin, wear short sleeve siddon ontop Chair wey ehn no sabi who last siddon there. angry angry


Anyways, Oga Joe don block all planes wey from that side.. Make ehn rest mind for there. Ehn fit start Ebola business for there sef, no wahala.. But ask for to return to Naija, NEVER!

Make the Nama just use correction fluid Change the 'N' for ehn Passport to 'L' and the 'G' to 'B' thats all.. Thats called international Porting. grin. grin


cheesygringrincheesy

my bele ooooooo...

lolzz..@intl porting...

bro...u qualify to feature of night of thousand laff...chai.. cheesy
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Gynacologist(m): 8:42am On Jul 31, 2014
Ahuitzotl: Sharrap!!...
go boil beans.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Ahuitzotl: 9:02am On Jul 31, 2014
Gynacologist: go boil beans.
Go siddon for gutter....
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by dabossman(m): 9:09am On Jul 31, 2014
So Jim Iyke arrives at MMIA and is met by a beautiful female Immigration Officer. She smiles bashfully as Jim approaches her desk. Romantic mood music plays in the background.

OFFICER: Jim Iyke! Hi! I'm a huge fan.
JIM: Thanks. How are you
OFFICER: Fine. Just returning from your summer holiday?
JIM: No, a business trip to Monrovia, Liberia.

Music screeches to a halt. The Officer's smile vanishes.

OFFICER: One minute please.

She slaps on a gas mask and latex gloves.

OFFICER: Oga Jim, please step into that cubicle and strip down to your birthday suit.
JIM: Say what?
OFFICER: I say make you enter dia off ya clothe.
JIM: Whatever for?
OFFICER: I need to conduct a cavity search on you. Who knows where Ebola don hide for ya body now? Biko no waste time. Enter cubicle.
JIM: What da f**K! This is bullsh*t men! Do you know who I am?
OFFICER: My friend move before I move you. You want to come and be sharing Ebola to us here abi? God nor go gree you.

She shoves Jim into the cubicle. She has a smile and a glimmer in her eyes as she shuts the door behind her.

Then...

JIM: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Gynacologist(m): 9:15am On Jul 31, 2014
Ahuitzotl: Go siddon for gutter....
efulafu.

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