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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by MadCow1: 9:18am On Jul 31, 2014
dabossman: So Jim Iyke arrives at MMIA and is met by a beautiful female Immigration Officer. She smiles bashfully as Jim approaches her desk. Romantic mood music plays in the background.

OFFICER: Jim Iyke! Hi! I'm a huge fan.
JIM: Thanks. How are you
OFFICER: Fine. Just returning from your summer holiday?
JIM: No, a business trip to Monrovia, Liberia.

Music screeches to a halt. The Officer's smile vanishes.

OFFICER: One minute please.

She slaps on a gas mask and latex gloves.

OFFICER: Oga Jim, please step into that cubicle and strip down to your birthday suit.
JIM: Say what?
OFFICER: I say make you enter dia off ya clothe.
JIM: Whatever for?
OFFICER: I need to conduct a cavity search on you. Who knows where Ebola don hide for ya body now? Biko no waste time. Enter cubicle.
JIM: What da f**K! This is bullsh*t men! Do you know who I am?
OFFICER: My friend move before I move you. You want to come and be sharing Ebola to us here abi? God nor go gree you.

She shoves Jim into the cubicle. She has a smile and a glimmer in her eyes as she shuts the door behind her.

Then...

JIM: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!


Quite active imaginations you have got there.

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Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by pinkishgal(f): 10:59am On Jul 31, 2014
yinkarh187: MY NEW RULES FOR EBOLA;*pensive*
1) No handshakes Or
Hugs again!
2) AnyWhere I go, na me, my IRON SPONGE , A Pack of
Dettol soap and Bucket!Oo.
3)Take a bath every 1hr 30mins!
4) Sew a new Jalabia with Condom Material!:^>.
5) Like I said in Number 1, no hug or
handshake,>:/ Nna mehn! if u give me surprise hug frm behind:/, mo sorry gan!Maa lu e pa ni o! Maa fe lu aiye e baje...(I go kill u)*boxing* :|:|
hahahaha!!! Funny dude.
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 31, 2014
Am looking 4 caro

sorry i mean "Nobleval"
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by macjireh: 5:51pm On Jul 31, 2014
TODAY'S DEVOTIONAL
CLAIM YOUR REWARD
July 31, 2014 By Dr. Isaiah & Lianna Wealth
GOSPEL PILLARS MINISTRY
“I have not spoken in secret, in a dark place
of the earth: I said not unto the seed of
Jacob, Seek ye me in vain;” Isaiah 45 9
God’s call for you to give yourself to Him in
service is not a call unto poverty or loss. In
our text today he reminds us that he has not
called us to serve him for nothing. That
means there is a reward for every form of
labor we exert in the service of God. How
reassuring! Jesus also says that they are
not only heavenly rewards but also earthly
rewards. Rewards we are to enjoy here on
earth
In claiming my rewards however, faith must
always come into play. This is because when
faithfulness obeys God, compensation is
immediately dished out, but only faith can
make you access it. Whatever deficiency you
may seem to have incurred in the service of
God, faith is given to you to recover all and
much more, so that no matter what you give
to God, you will always have more than
enough. Glory to God!
Therefore, as you respond to instructions for
faithfulness and focus from God today, do
also listen for instructions of faith, so you
may be able to redeem due compensation.
You are due for increase and blessings. Your
labors in prayer, in giving and in
soulwinning is about to be rewarded;
exercise your faith by speaking God’s
provision into reality today in Jesus name.
Glory!
WE PROPHESY ON YOU TODAY (SAY AMEN
TO THIS):Receive a mighty harvest for all
your labours in Jesus name.
PLAN TO: Ponder on today’s key scripture
and receive strength to labour more for the
kingdom of God, knowing that no labour
goes unrewarded.
SAY: I decree and I declare that I reap a
mighty reward for all my labours.
Daily Bible Study: ECCLESIASTES 7&8,
REVELATION 5, PSALMS 62
CONTINUOS PRAYING
i. Startup Prayer: Dear Lord, thank you for
your assuring words, I receive grace to claim
my reward in Jesus name.
ii. Continuous Prayer:
Recommended - you can begin with at least
10mins per watch.
6-9am Watch: Look through your Life and
thank the Lord for every Good thing that you
can find. Psalms 103:2
9-12noon Watch: Pray about challenges
around you, your family members, and
friends. Ask for God's intervention. Eph
4:12-15
12-3pm Watch: Pray for your church, its
ministers and members, use them as a point
of contact to pray for the church world wide.
Ask for God's intervention. Eph 4: 12-15
3-6pm Watch: Pray for your nation, your
president, its leaders and the people. Ask for
God's intervention. Psalms 33:12
6-9pm Watch: Pray for the poor, sick and
the needy. Pray also concerning the needs of
the people that came your way today. Ask
for God's intervention. 3 John 2
REDEDICATE YOURSELF TO JESUS TODAY:
Daily Consecration Prayer.
"Oh Lord, I thank you for the first half of
2014. As this second half commences, I
consecrate myself to you body, soul and
spirit. Be before me to lead me, behind me
to guide me, and by me to teach me. May
my life be completely yours and bring you
glory. Amen.".
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by ebonyjummy(f): 10:29pm On Jul 31, 2014
waternogetenemy: Foolish guy! wat did he go their to do in the first place at dis time? undecided
lolz
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Lex11(m): 5:21am On Aug 01, 2014
Emmm, this virus broke out in Liberia a while ago... business or not, he needn't have gone there in the first place! Abi make we clap for am?
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by kingvicking(m): 6:30am On Aug 01, 2014
waternogetenemy: Foolish guy! wat did he go their to do in the first place at dis time? undecided

Thought u saw him quote Biz (biz mean business)
*No offense intended*
Re: Ebola: Jim Iyke Flees Liberia by Jettage: 1:00am On Aug 03, 2014
Nigerian celebrities are renowned for living a lie, a lie which only exist within the thraldom of the West African most populous country and famous for all the ills of government To these, Fame is forced and it matters little how it is attained, their desperation is visible in their showmanship and desires for public attention, only very few mature ones are careful about the misuse of public attention with all the barrage of social media platform, From Facebook, to twitter to istagram, Nigerian celebrity force themselves into the consciousness of Nigerian whose adulation they relish In a bid to gain attention, some even threw caution to the wind exposing whatever can sustain their thought on the minds of their audience on social media. Most others capitalize on current issues to advance their cause of desperation since originality in the Nollywood is ebbing out.

You may recall that the Bringbackourgirls saga was well attended by so many Nigerians artiste to be seen as vocal and adding their voice to the cause of theover 300 Kidnapped Nigerian girls Four months ago and suddenly the clouds are over Now the scare of Ebola virus in Liberia and some African countries is current on stage. A (controversial) Nigerian Artist rode on the news and claimed to be on his way back to Nigeria for the fear of being infected by the yet incurable virus which claimed the lives of many, posting a picture of himself on instagram with masked face claiming to be in Monrovia, all that was visible was a covert which he chose to expose. Giving no further clue of a busy airport of a Landing plane The Nigerian audience who are always agog with their idols fumed in response on social media asking the artiste to submit himself to appropriate health authority for quarantine Just to buttress his earlier claims, The artiste again posted another picture of himself in a ravishing mood without disclosing his arrival to whatever airport and making the Nigerian border authority look like liars who would allow a plane from Monrovia without inspecting the passengers. What a Joke But the jokes are for the people described as One Million Mumu by Lagbaja.
The question that were never asked was, Did her really travel to Liberia? What was the unfinished business?
Is there a Passport evidence of his trip? Or have the Nigerian People been deceived to the usual scam of their so called Celebrities who lie from both of their mouths to gain relevance

http://akinbami..ca/2014/07/jim-iyke-nigerian-escapee-from-ebola.html

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