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See Bleep Up by greenalbert: 11:16am On Jul 30, 2014
Early february. I met adebimpe on
facebook as a mutual friend to
one of my friends. One thing led to
another, we started chatting
on BBM and early march, we started E-
dating.
3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will
see facially and she suggested to travel
down to meet me in akure if only I can
send T.fare.
Adebimpe is a student of uniport so she
fully based in PHC. I was so happy that I
started day dreaming how the visitation
will
look like, the romance, fun, love-making
etc. . On the 14th of
april, I sent 10k into her account as Tfare.
She called me to tell me she got the money.
And the travelling
preparation began. The D-day came. I have
cleaned up my room,
bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of
CD., wen she dropped at
akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to
my house address which she did, she got
to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her
in, gave her soft
drinks and we were chating. Wen it was
6pm, she shocked me by
telling me she has a cousin here in akure
and that’s where she will be staying
throughout her 3days of stay and dat I shd
visit her at her cousin’s place the following
day. I was
so sad but I didn’t show it, I faked a smile
and walk her off to
take bike.
I come dey reason am say “se na like dis
my 10k go waste?”.
The next day, I didn’t go to visit her and I
lied that I was sick with
the mindset that she will come to my place
instead. But na lie, all she could do was to
call me and ask after my
health.
That nite, I couldn’t sleep. I was just
wondering how silly I am. I
just put my fone in silence and forcefully
slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning,
I picked my fone and I
saw a text from adebimpe. Which says
“baby u knw I will be
leaving today, wat time should I come to
visit u so as to get my
return Tfare”.
Chaiii, na so my head spark. If na u wetin u go do Don't forget to follow me on twitter @coolair_media.
Re: See Bleep Up by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jul 31, 2014
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