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Criminal Officer Akpor by nelsonbrown73: 2:49pm On Sep 18, 2014
kpors joined the police force, one day without permission he mounted a road block and decided that he must get roger by hook or crook. 10mins after taking position, a trailer came driving his way:
Officer Akpors: Where is your permit?
Driver: (Hands in his permit)
Officer Akpors: Do you have an extinguisher?
Driver: Yes, its there…
Officer Akpors: Light up your indicators.
Driver: (Light his indicators)
Officer Akpors: Do you have a seat belt?
Driver: Yes, I have.
Officer Akpors: Honk your horn let me hear.
The driver honks his horn.
Akpors thinks to himself ‘na wa oh, which kind bad market be this? so this guy come get everything to spoil job, okay na, I just have to let him go.
Just as the driver was about to drive away after being released, a new idea pops into Akpor’s head;
Officer Akpors: Is your SIM-card registered?
Driver: (Completely surprised) No.
Officer Akpors: (Very happy and excited) Heeeyyyyy! Park! Park there!!! How can you drive without registering your number? What if you are involved in an accident, how will we identify you? God don catch you!

One word for Akpors this time around?

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