Guy pls update, so pple dont unf.

ok guys I'm back! sorry for the long absence, it was due to school exams and situations above my control! nau I'm dedicating this break to this story! pls for those that have unfollowed, pls follow back. I promise you , ur time won't be wasted!

The story continues in a moment! !! adegwurulez, u n ur goons should come back oh! ! I'm back on Nairaland for good

@adegwurulez u almost caused a fight btw me and my girlfriend d nyt I started reading the life of a Uam boy ,it was in d middle of d night arnd april,I was laughing so hard that it woke her up several times and she didn't talk to me d nxt day... I hope dis new writer blows my mind d more cos am following dis topic religiously, don't keep us waiting for too long to update

Mistateepex welcome back....i red that of udegurules i didn't regret following, the same way i wl not regret ur, i know so.

Am waiting nw nw oh

hey guys I'm back for good, almost lost my morale to write but adegwurulez motivated me to write again. something to eat tonight! !!

"Skemp!!, wetin be this ?". I asked myself as i got to the front of my door .
Right there before me weré 2 female slippers . I didn't invite anyone and i wondered if my roomie was at home .
in order to be courteous and not barge into the house , i knocked on the door .
"Yes , who be that? "
My roomie Sunny ,shouted from within the house .
"you analyst ,come open this door for me "
We used this term to tease each other that someone is gay.
As i replied him , i heard shuffling of feet and i knew he had company with him .

"WEYREE, you no go calm down make i come open door for you bah.
You think sey na play i dey play since ? "
Some seconđs later , the door was opened and i saw my roomie shirtless with a smirk on his face.

I wore this kinda "i dey vex " look on my face and he just brushed me with his elbow and laughed.

"Layo my man , how fa na . How lectures go ?"
i didnt bother to reply him as i wanted to see the ladies that were in the house .

As i got into the house , i saw two good looking clients sitting on my bed pretending to be engrossed in a book.
The first thing that came to my mind was .
"Sunny , i see you bro "
Cuz i thought he brought one of the ladies for me. It appeared it wasn't meant to be .
I cleared my throat to announce my presence while sunny went outside to the shop next to our house to buy somethings.
They looked up and smiled at me and i tried to return the gesture forgetting that anytime i smiled , smiggle in the lord of the rings looked more handsome than me .

Before i could correct my silly mistake the girls started giggling and one of them blurted out ,
"You really look funny Layo, I'm Patricia btw and I'm sunny's sister. This is my bestie precious "
She said ,as she used her elbow to brush her friends arm .

That was the most awkward moment of my life for many reasons.
1. There was bad market as one of them was sunny's sis
2. I had smiled already and that was bad for me
3. They already knew my name.

"Hi Layo , nice to meet you" precious said .
I had to regain my composure so i decided to say something to make them laugh .

"Erm , Erm Psquare I'm so happy to meet you girls "
As soon as i said this , the both of them burst out laughing and Precious said
"You really are funny Layo , i like that "
How happy i was to hear that , at least market never spoil finish.
I got along with them quite easily and we had a good time gisting about everything.
Sunny came back with some food ingredients and i blessed God in my soul.
I was so hungry and was already wondering if it was gist i was gonna eat.
Some minutes later , food was served and we all ate together. The hunger in me was so much that i forgot that we had female visitors and lost courtesy.
I just dived into the food and began to help myself.
The girls stopped ,looked at me and burst out laughing.

In mock anger i blurted out in pidgin
"Una never see person chop before , abi i resemble ghost? "
This action by me only prompted more laughter and i just ignored them .
Sunny himself was surprised at the show i pulled up in front of the girls .
"Bro , e don do. Chop food ,no mind them " as he said this , he patted my back and the girls began anothet round of laughter .

Later,when they were about to leave i found out that they both attend BSU and i decided to try my luck with Precious.
I asked for her digits and i received it from her. Sunny wasn't the least surprised.he knew that all the jokes i pulled were just to be able to win the trophy .
After seeing them off , i began to tease sunny
"Ol boy, your sister legit die!!! , if no be sey you dey there ehn ,i for chyke am now now"
He just laughed and said , "i know sey you be mad weyree ,i wonder as you take carry woman Matter with book wey full your head ".
"God for just kuku give you only one "
We both burst out laughing as he said this .

"Ehn ehn sunny, na one babe like that pay for my T-fare come house oh , walai i no even know am from anywhere but she just help me "

"Broke ass nigga like you , Anyways the girl legit? "

"Sure na , worwor girl no fit pay my T-fare na , i go even reject sef "

As i said this , we burst out laughing again and went into the house .

Immediately i got into the house , i went to the reading table and tried to see what i could do to the statistics assignment before me . Oh how i hated STAT 111 .........

******************TBC**************************

More!

lol... STA111. Didn't do that shiii but guys wey do am been blast am sha.. *mimicking moyarh* MORE!!!

Keep d updates up.following

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