1. Pastors now find it difficult to lay 'anointed' hands on their members. (who wan die).
2. We now have security men and medical personnel at the church gate, making a simultaneous check for bombs and ebola.
3. The sitting arrangements in our churches these days is such that you leave a sit next to your neighbor before you take yours (distant fellowship)
4. People no longer dance forward to drop offerings.Instead,they line up like soldiers, spacing up for a wonderful 'match-parade' as armies unto the Lord.
5. Even the ushers fumigate the offerings and wear their own hand gloves before counting God's money.
6. Cell phones must be switched off thoroughly as the pastor just announced that this deadly ebola virus could be transmitted through bluetooth.
7. All the ministers and choir members now come to church with personal microphones as its now - "all man for his mic".
8. The Liberian branch of the church has been ordered from our Abuja headquarters to announce to their members not to bother making it to the forthcoming 'fire-convention' as God is everywhere and would reach them at the point of their need.
9. And finally, inviting you for a power-packed, thunder-storming programme tagged "EBOLA NIGHT". It'll be a wonderful time of divine re-awakening against ebola...for this particular night, don't worry about the move of the anointing as our firebranded pastor will be ministering live from his spirit-filled office.
COME ONE,COME ALL.
ABI U HAF COME NI