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Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 8:41am On Aug 03, 2014
Its striking question indeed. There's no escape friends. One place is sure. Search urslf. If its heaven, then continue in d faith, dont let anything distract u but then if its hell, turn a new leaf today. So now friends, where do u think u re going if u happen to die today?

Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 8:43am On Aug 03, 2014
I will make heaven
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by UrbanMystique: 10:20am On Aug 03, 2014
i chose hell.

hell is more attractive. i get to meet great minds like albert eistein, etc. and entertainment never stops with the likes of fela, tupac and so on.

why would i wanna go to heaven to be used as god's ipod. just to keep singing and praising a fat dude on a throne? doesn't sound attractive at all.

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Olasuposaheed(m): 10:31am On Aug 03, 2014
I prefer hell
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 11:30am On Aug 03, 2014
UrbanMystique: i chose hell.

hell is more attractive. i get to meet great minds like albert eistein, etc. and entertainment never stops with the likes of fela, tupac and so on.

why would i wanna go to heaven to be used as god's ipod. just to keep singing and praising a fat dude on a throne? doesn't sound attractive at all.
are u kidding me?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 11:31am On Aug 03, 2014
Olasuposaheed: I prefer hell
i cant believe dat.
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by UrbanMystique: 11:32am On Aug 03, 2014
jamesbridget13: are u kidding me?
no im not. tongue
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Olasuposaheed(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2014
Hell is better than paradise, tell someone I said so
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by qstar(m): 4:48pm On Aug 03, 2014
When we get to heaven, we'll be given a mansion, but can't sleep in the mansion. There'll be no day, no night.

We won't get the chance to go to school, buy a car and even marry. We'd be busy singing and kneeling and bowing (sounds like punishment, yea) to Yahweh endlessly.

The roads will be paved with gold. It becomes worthless, just like sands now, and nobody will be willing to buy.

Yahweh has always been known to be such a dictator and sin-detector. Mehn, you'd be caged.

But, in hell, there are no rules, no regulations.

If i have a chance to choose, i'd choose hell.

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by finofaya: 5:09pm On Aug 03, 2014
Let me just assume that heaven and hell are real, to answer your question. I also assume you are a christian. I will choose heaven. I know hell is the place to be, cos all the interesting people are there, but I'm a queasy person, I don't like gore. I'm also easily frightened.

I know there could eventually be a rebellion, and hell might turn around for the better (you don't believe me? Humans are a powerful bunch, and we have been perverting God's will since time immemorial. With enough of us in hell, we can pervert his will again) but the wickedness of God knows no temporal limit and I would rather not get on his nerves.

So heaven it is, because I have the fear of the great meanie.
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by finofaya: 5:11pm On Aug 03, 2014
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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 5:29pm On Aug 04, 2014
Am not suprised @ d choices here. Its well. Am only suprised @ d way u all now see God.
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Aug 04, 2014
nobody is going to Hell or Heaven , these are myths .
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Ranchhoddas: 6:59pm On Aug 04, 2014
jamesbridget13: are u kidding me?
kid wetin?only you waka come?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by frank317: 7:06pm On Aug 04, 2014
Lol, qstar's post got me thinkin...

What the use of a mansion when u will nt sleep in cos there will be no night?
What's the use a well furnished mansion were u won't rest in cos u will never be tired?
What d use of gold streets that would be valueless because no one needs gold in heaven?
What's the measurement of happiness where there is no pain or sadness?

I'd prefer the muslim heaven though... @ least there one can f.ck multiple virgins.

Hell, sounds better too becuse joy can be sought after d deveil has been overthrown of course.

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 8:37pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ranchhoddas: kid wetin?only you waka come?
hemmm! Ei be like say na only me waka come 4 this thread oo
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 8:38pm On Aug 04, 2014
frosbel: nobody is going to Hell or Heaven , these are myths .
i disagree
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Ranchhoddas: 8:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
jamesbridget13: hemmm! Ei be like say na only me waka come 4 this thread oo
haha...there was a time when i would have been shocked after reading comments like these,but after spending over a year on this section,nothing suprises me again.In fact,i now look forward to these threads.
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Kay17: 10:15pm On Aug 04, 2014
jamesbridget13: Its striking question indeed. There's no escape friends. One place is sure. Search urslf. If its heaven, then continue in d faith, dont let anything distract u but then if its hell, turn a new leaf today. So now friends, where do u think u re going if u happen to die today?

It is a distraction from the true question, do both worlds exist?

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:13am On Aug 05, 2014
From the pic you posted, it's obvious that black people are heading to hell while white folks go to heaven. Where my brothers are is where I want to be.

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by timmy2409(m): 1:34am On Aug 05, 2014
Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

- Mark Twain

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by macof(m): 10:42am On Aug 05, 2014
The reasonable ones know Hell and heaven don't exist but if am to choose it would be heaven.

I can always dethrone Jehovah after learning the ways Lucifer failed and improve my strategy

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by iamtewwy(m): 12:56pm On Aug 05, 2014
waitin i wan go du for heaven? hell all the way jare!!!
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2014
macof: The reasonable ones know Hell and heaven don't exist but if am to choose it would be heaven.

I can always dethrone Jehovah after learning the ways Lucifer failed and improve my strategy
watch it
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by macof(m): 6:16pm On Aug 05, 2014
jamesbridget13: watch it
Would you like to be my queen in heaven after I take out Jehovah and his mistress Mary?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2014
macof:
Would you like to be my queen in heaven after I take out Jehovah and his mistress Mary?
u re on ur own ooo. Am not with u
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by emmyskies(m): 7:16pm On Aug 05, 2014
All these people wanting to go to hell, well, you are already on your way there. I just pity you guys. Eternal doom. People wey dey there dey beg to come out and repent, yet people here wey dey under grace wan go there. In that place, you will wail and gnash your teeth, begging for mercy to no avail. It is not the will of the Almighty that you be condemned to eternal doom and torment. Repent this day and be saved. Choose life. You won't regret it

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by macof(m): 7:23pm On Aug 05, 2014
jamesbridget13: u re on ur own ooo. Am not with u

You could rule heaven wit me as I spit on Jehovah's face
Your choice...be queen or slave in heaven?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Nobody: 7:46pm On Aug 05, 2014
emmyskies: All these people wanting to go to hell, well, you are already on your way there. I just pity you guys. Eternal doom. People wey dey there dey beg to come out and repent, yet people here wey dey under grace wan go there. In that place, you will wail and gnash your teeth, begging for mercy to no avail. It is not the will of the Almighty that you be condemned to eternal doom and torment. Repent this day and be saved. Choose life. You won't regret it

Please don't be offended by this question.
Who created hell?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by onetrack(m): 8:22pm On Aug 05, 2014
Neither heaven nor hell sound very appealing to me. However, hell has the most interesting people. Christian Heaven sounds like a version of North Korea, and Muslim heaven sounds like a porn movie--and sex would get very boring after a while.
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 8:53pm On Aug 05, 2014
macof:

You could rule heaven wit me as I spit on Jehovah's face
Your choice...be queen or slave in heaven?
i choose to be a slave in heaven. U don't knw wat u re saying that's y God ll 4give u

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by macof(m): 9:05pm On Aug 05, 2014
jamesbridget13: i choose to be a slave in heaven. U don't knw wat u re saying that's y God ll 4give u

A slave? You like being a slave for all eternity? Wat then is the essence of these noise abt making heaven when you jst going to be a damned slave??

Trust me I could give u heaven if you let me

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