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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Kendzyma(m): 9:27pm On Aug 05, 2014
I wonder y tins on earth ar even found in heaven,must God use d precious stones we use on earth?must he use house/mansion??since its used by man on earth,i tink he should b more advanced dan dat,he shouldnt even use gate...dis realy Got me tinkin if man and God ar d same cous its obvious dey both av d same technolocal brain.,all dats found in heaven ar all wat d men in d olden days cherish,e.g,chariot,swords,shield,gold etc..so if d bible wer to b writin now,jet,iphone,computer,bazooka,ak 47 etc wunt b excluded

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Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by qstar(m): 11:08pm On Aug 05, 2014
Kendzyma: I wonder y tins on earth ar even found in heaven,must God use d precious stones we use on earth?must he use house/mansion??since its used by man on earth,i tink he should b more advanced dan dat,he shouldnt even use gate...dis realy Got me tinkin if man and God ar d same cous its obvious dey both av d same technolocal brain.,all dats found in heaven ar all wat d men in d olden days cherish,e.g,chariot,swords,shield,gold etc..so if d bible wer to b writin now,jet,iphone,computer,bazooka,ak 47 etc wunt b excluded

Yea Bruv! We can co-author our own Holy book. With the level of knowledge available to humanity now, we'd sure do a pretty job devoid of errors and contradictions. grin
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by GooseBaba: 4:03am On Aug 06, 2014
emmyskies: All these people wanting to go to hell, well, you are already on your way there. I just pity you guys. Eternal doom. People wey dey there dey beg to come out and repent, yet people here wey dey under grace wan go there. In that place, you will wail and gnash your teeth, begging for mercy to no avail. It is not the will of the Almighty that you be condemned to eternal doom and torment. Repent this day and be saved. Choose life. You won't regret it

Bros, abeg when judgment happen..? How you take know say people dey hell already....? You don dey lie for your god again... Take your time...!!!
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by GooseBaba: 4:05am On Aug 06, 2014
Kendzyma: I wonder y tins on earth ar even found in heaven,must God use d precious stones we use on earth?must he use house/mansion??since its used by man on earth,i tink he should b more advanced dan dat,he shouldnt even use gate...dis realy Got me tinkin if man and God ar d same cous its obvious dey both av d same technolocal brain.,all dats found in heaven ar all wat d men in d olden days cherish,e.g,chariot,swords,shield,gold etc..so if d bible wer to b writin now,jet,iphone,computer,bazooka,ak 47 etc wunt b excluded

Correct observations...!
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by GooseBaba: 4:07am On Aug 06, 2014
jamesbridget13: i choose to be a slave in heaven. U don't knw wat u re saying that's y God ll 4give u

Chineke mea..! '!!! I put hand for head....Chei Chei Chei.. Na human being talk this thing so..? In the year 2014... TUFIAKWA..!!!!
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by GooseBaba: 4:09am On Aug 06, 2014
macof:

You could rule heaven wit me as I spit on Jehovah's face
Your choice...be queen or slave in heaven?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin he might not even be the one in charge. If lucifer can plot coup... Anything can happen...
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by Nobody: 4:30am On Aug 06, 2014
frank317: Lol, qstar's post got me thinkin...

What the use of a mansion when u will nt sleep in cos there will be no night?
What's the use a well furnished mansion were u won't rest in cos u will never be tired?
What d use of gold streets that would be valueless because no one needs gold in heaven?
What's the measurement of happiness where there is no pain or sadness?

I'd prefer the muslim heaven though... @ least there one can f.ck multiple virgins.

Hell, sounds better too becuse joy can be sought after d deveil has been overthrown of course.

@bolded

that makes me ask the next question:

what's the use furcking multiple virgins for all eternity if can't cumm?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 6:51am On Aug 06, 2014
GooseBaba:

Chineke mea..! '!!! I put hand for head....Chei Chei Chei.. Na human being talk this thing so..? In the year 2014... TUFIAKWA..!!!!
i don't mind
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 6:56am On Aug 06, 2014
macof:

A slave? You like being a slave for all eternity? Wat then is the essence of these noise abt making heaven when you jst going to be a damned slave??

Trust me I could give u heaven if you let me
i had to use dat word slave cos that's how u see it already. If all i needed were made available for me here on earth i.e. I don't need no certificate after stressing myself through school, i don't need to buy anything to eat, wear or labour to build my house. What else would i do again than praise God always? I choose to praise God for all eternity. Again i say, God ll 4give u cos u don't knw wat u re doing
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by jamesbridget13(f): 7:04am On Aug 06, 2014
Kendzyma: I wonder y tins on earth ar even found in heaven,must God use d precious stones we use on earth?must he use house/mansion??since its used by man on earth,i tink he should b more advanced dan dat,he shouldnt even use gate...dis realy Got me tinkin if man and God ar d same cous its obvious dey both av d same technolocal brain.,all dats found in heaven ar all wat d men in d olden days cherish,e.g,chariot,swords,shield,gold etc..so if d bible wer to b writin now,jet,iphone,computer,bazooka,ak 47 etc wunt b excluded
Remember dat we as humans are made in d image n likeness of God. Wat do u expect? Heaven is free of stress dear, what can compare?
Re: Heaven Or Hell; Where Would U Go? by macof(m): 7:53am On Aug 06, 2014
GooseBaba:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin he might not even be the one in charge. If lucifer can plot coup... Anything can happen...
True, I suspect Jehovah is already in heavenly jail for all the atrocities he committed.
Looking at the 21st century we can see how different the new order is from the Bible days.
My guess is that we have a new king in heaven

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