She's two but onething that baffles me and always putting me on my toes is that not ones,not twice she's been caught with our remote control batteries in her mouth almost punctured. Take biscuit...rara oh. Take puff puff mba! Ok you go drink kunu? Babu but hometheater batteries,Tv any battery is going straight into her tiny mouth. Egbami o!

Shey uno sabi say Tiger battery dey sweet. Leave am make she chop na

McWhillion: Shey uno sabi say Tiger battery dey sweet. Leave am make she chop na

you should try it first! Agbaya.

Congrats! You have just discovered a rare talent!! Take her to nigeria's got talent, she's gonna make y'all proud. But wait, you mean she feeds ONLY on batteries

THIS ONE IS STRONG.

Xsenga: THIS ONE IS STRONG.

Eleyi gidi gan

KingTom:
Eleyi gidi gan

NICE 1.

Why don't you keep the remote control from her reach? I guess you know they are dangerous.

Someone needs the devil beaten out of them.

Except you'll prefer a dead baby on your hands. Who knows what the contents of a battery does - when ingested.

What if u weren't arnd nd he does sumtn nasty. Just kip anytn batr3 out of his reach..there lotsa chemicals in batr3s u knw!

Your niece is a hyperborean from the planet Synterax. They are drawn to the sulphur in the battery acid and munch on it greedily wherever they may find it. Hyperboreans have been visiting earth since the 18th century but it is not until 1957 that henry Kissinger of the united States gave them visa to come and go at will. They resemble humans to the minutest detail. You have nothing to worry about. They outgrow this craving after the age of 7.




















I could be wrong though and she could be a normal human baby. In which case if you leave her to continue chewing on batteries she could damage her teeth, poison herself or even swallow the batteries which would then require surgery to get it out. I'll advice you to keep the remote and all sorts of batteries far away where her hand cannot reach.

That's if my first assumption is wrong though.

5minsmadness: Your niece is a hyperborean from the planet Synterax. They are drawn to the sulphur in the battery acid and munch on it greedily wherever they may find it. Hyperboreans have been visiting earth since the 18th century but it is not until 1957 that henry Kissinger of the united States gave them visa to come and go at will. They resemble humans to the minutest detail. You have nothing to worry about. They outgrow this craving after the age of 7.
I could be wrong though and she could be a normal human baby. In which case if you leave her to continue chewing on batteries she could damage her teeth, poison herself or even swallow the batteries which would then require surgery to get it out. I'll advice you to keep the remote and all sorts of batteries far away where her hand cannot reach.
That's if my first assumption is wrong though.

Lol... Truly "5mins madness"

She is displaying her talent. Who knows her name might appear on Guiness world record.

She is science inclined. She needs to read elecronics engineering.

One day,she will pioneer nigria first car battery plant

That's dangerous to her health, let her parents keep everything with batteries out of her reach. They should put remote controls on top of shelves so she can't get to them.

How hard is it to keep batteries out of her reach. This is ridiculous.

You guys should make sure you keep all batteries away from this child. One of the worst things for a child to swallow by mistake is a battery. The battery inside the food passages will leak and cause severe chemical burns and at 2 the oesophagus is narrow so they end up stuck and cause a lot of damage. The same goes for watch and toy batteries.

Swiftboy: She's two but onething that baffles me and always putting me on my toes is that not ones,not twice she's been caught with our remote control batteries in her mouth almost punctured. Take biscuit...rara oh. Take puff puff mba! Ok you go drink kunu? Babu but hometheater batteries,Tv any battery is going straight into her tiny mouth. Egbami o!

Get duracell batteries. They are much "tougher" to chew. You can also seal the battery cover on your remote control with celotape. Most importantly, be more vigilant. Cheers

That's children for you! They like to put everything in their mouth; that's how they learn at that age. It is your responsibility to keep all harmful objects away from her.

As for the food aspect, force her to eat....