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Some Random Advice by Timalina(f): 8:44am On Aug 06, 2014 |
1. Don't date and sleep with her if you know you won't marry her... What's the essence of doing JSS1-SSS3 if you know you won't write WAEC? 2. Don't kill yourself because you wanna look expensive. Most of us guys don't even know the difference between brazillian hair, daniella, expression or even darling yaki. 3. Coca-cola sold only 9bottles in it 1st year. Today, morethan 1.7 billion servings are sold in a single day. NEVER GIVE UP ON UR DREAMS 4. If you've ever dated a girl for more than 9yrs and you didn't marry her, pls you have no right to complain at a government that did nothing in 8yrs.. You all are birds of a feather. 5. If you remain in good terms with your landlord, you won't have reason to build your own house. Stop being a tenant: Quarrel with him today. 6. Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it only makes you the mother of a dead child. 7. Most people wants to find out how you're doing, its not like they care.. They just want to be sure you're not doing better than them. 8. You're tired of being single? Why don't you test God by buying a wedding gown and see if He won't provide a MR RIGHT for you. |
Re: Some Random Advice by Nobody: 9:07am On Aug 06, 2014 |
Is this supposed 2 b a joke or an advice? |
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