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| I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 12:00am On Oct 18, 2008 |
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and as that was the time he suspected cockfights occurred in the village, he decided to do something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up. "No, No" he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by darequam(m): 12:12am On Oct 18, 2008 |
@info i'm sure u were d one who kidnapped his cock, and judging by the fact that showbobo is the pastor u better repent now or face his wrath. |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 12:23am On Oct 18, 2008 |
A good clean joke is hard to find these days   |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by ElosAgos(m): 5:37am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Info let me ask you. [size=13pt] Do you know what happened to that cock?[/size] |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 5:46am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Sinfull Buggers!  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 9:02am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Elos Agos: U're asking the wrong person, the right question |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by mykali(m): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2008 |
hmmm. this joke is a good joke. kudos to the poster who is not straight in the head sha.  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 9:56am On Oct 18, 2008 |
which monkey be straight in da head  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by mykali(m): 10:09am On Oct 18, 2008 |
i did not know monkeys have developed the ability to type fluently?  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 10:16am On Oct 18, 2008 |
He be mutated Monkey sha |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 10:24am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Gab let met offline  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 11:05am On Oct 18, 2008 |
What do you mean by meet offline |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by smooooooth: 11:10am On Oct 18, 2008 |
nice joke. funny. |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 11:28am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Wheres your laugh? |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Nobody: 12:14pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
infobaba: gabrywyl:who knows, a secret romance or something  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 12:16pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
oh puleaseee ohh. . . He is younger than me and he is not my type and I am not his type. |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by georgee(m): 12:23pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl: gabrywyl can i meet u, am online now maybe we can chat |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 12:24pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i wear uniform, gab u wear uniform too  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
gabrywyl:ok understood |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 12:31pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Gab is my mate joh, besides we both wear the same uniform  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by ogbongzky(m): 1:17pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
@infobaba, i saw one strange cock at my yard this morning, could it be yours? |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by MrInfo1(m): 1:36pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Nah, princesa was getting busy with mine at that period |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by romsky: 4:43pm On Oct 20, 2008 |
infobaba: infobaba: which of una be warder and who b prisoner |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by scholarist: 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
that reminds me again my sista lost her pussy who knows ' may be it ate the cock |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Raysima(f): 2:49am On Nov 14, 2008 |
@elos agos we need to talk. . report to my office   |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Azo(m): 8:31am On Nov 14, 2008 |
who dash you office for yaba left |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Raysima(f): 9:16am On Nov 14, 2008 |
my office dey for maryland. . d one 4 yaba na d hut u build 4yaself. . remember |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by princekevo(m): 2:25pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
Lol, b4 i finished reading this joke i discovered my cock was also missing while i was laughing. Warning!!!! Pls mind how you laugh on this tread.lol |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by coolykdat(m): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
Why ya cock no go lost When u laugh forget say ur cock dey Gabby mouth!  She don vex bite am off na, Go ask am where she keep am!  |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by sylve11: 3:24pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
you know where she keep am na. |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by Gabry(f): 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
CALLING FOR [size=20pt]INFOBABA[/size] Where my Monkey Boy be at? |
| Re: I Lost My Cock! Have You Seen It? by princekevo(m): 7:33pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
coolykdat: pls help me ask her to bring am back for meooo, |
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