It was so funny today at my church when i arrived, i met the usual entrance usher who i expected to shake my hand (the usual way) to my surprise, he told me to open my palm and poured some drop of liquid soap on it, then he said ''go wash your hands at the tap.''
Entering the auditorium after washing my hands, i was ushered to a seat and i also noticed that the chairs were double spaced to prevent body touching.
Throughout the service, i didnt hear from the pastor and the officiating ministers these words:
''shake your neighbour'' or '' hold your neighbours''.
Funny how Ebola can change systems...

@Op....very hiliarious.

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