Election bell rings; team PDP V APC.

Gej rush in for a swift tackle
But oh no wait!..

Buhari and Atiku already having a go at it!
Team PDP seem dumbstruck, but smiles mischievously (they were likely expecting so)

Meanwhile, Buhari and Atiku trade punches until both passes out.

Jonzing ameachi see's its chance
Rushes to pick up ticket from the floor.
But gets clobbed by a random Aboki.
"This is not a political party, but an ethnic one"
He stated clearly to a semi_unconciouse Ameachi

Ameachi summons last strength, feels back of head
and screams in akwere man voice.
"My head o!..see blood!
Then collapse on Atiku's dick.

See! Told you both are gay!.. Screams an onlooker
And looses interest instantly.

At this point its a free for all.

Insults and punches are traded freely, names are being mentioned, linkes are made to BH__Evidence are shown that Atiku and tinubu are secrete lovers.

Meanwhile, amist the kiosk, team PDP slips out of ring.

Gej is later spotted at a corner, whispering something to its aid about setting up a committee to investigate the various allegations made.

Ameachi, buhari and Atiku un_conciouse bodies are put in cuffs and taken to prison.

Tinubu meanwhile is chased round lagos by market women for dating Atiku(but was truly in love with buhari)

INEC realises there is no point conducting a general election; thereby saving task payers huge amount of money.
"Instead of wasting such huge amount of money in an election we already know the outcome,
Let's use this money to fund agriculture".
Chairman of INEC would say in a later press release.
A decision that received great applaud from the general public.

Month later, Gej stood with a straight face( tho inwardly fighting to hold bck laughter) and took his oath of office for a second or maybe a third time..
Who's counting joor?.