“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”
The Lord went down into the water and came up with OMOTOLA “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked..
“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”
The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said ‘no’ to OMOTOLA JOLADE , You would have come up with TONTO DIKEH .
Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to OMOTOLA .”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it! – ” MEN!!!!!! ARE HONORABLE

All FÜCKING laughs here,
Yes! MEN!!!!!! ARE FÜCKING HONORABLE

FÜCKING sure this will strike a nerve

Good one

Another widower.

Which one is all this one now

And what did the 'Lord' do to him?

As in
Fear catch the guy
Him get to reason am sharp sharp

I would will tell the truth to collect all three, probably push one back into the river on our way home.

Some poor men still marry more than one wife.

tra la la

MARKone: I would will tell the truth to collect all three, probably push one back into the river on our way home.

And you would've gotten another two for the one you throw back! Throw one, tell the truth and get two free