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What Are The DUMBEST Questions You've Been Asked? by taraboo(f): 2:06am On Aug 14, 2014
Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways!
Some go you dey wash? When its xo xo obVious with a pail with soaped water in it and clothes, I was probably baptising the clothes
Or the other one that goes:
Customer:Gimme Fanta
Seller:Sorry,there's no Fanta we don't HAVE ANY COCA-COLA products.
Customer:toh!You have coke?
Seller: angryNo!
Customer:You don't have any cocacola products? shocked
What are your experiences lemme hear them!
Re: What Are The DUMBEST Questions You've Been Asked? by ayukdaboss(m): 4:24am On Aug 14, 2014
Back in school I was on queue at the Cafeteria one day.

Friend: Ayuk howfar you wan buy food?
Me: No I wan buy fuel angry

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