.

Lol....moms been lying since 1334.,My girlfriend told me her mom said she shouldn't even share anything.(cup,drinks and others) with a guy,else she gets pregnant

faithugo64: she called me that night and said ''ugomma,you are now a woman,but i must warn you,don't ever go close to guys,never you let a guy touch any part of your body,don't even make friends with them,there are many girls here you can make friends with,let the guys be, else YOU WILL GET PREGNANT!.............''


sweet mother,trying to protect her own


share the funny things your mum told you about guys when you saw your first period

op u will get 1000 views from ladies but prolly only 7 comments
NL ladies only read and feel lazy to type

Nothing that fantastic. However, she did tell me that girls don't play with boys. That i must not allow them touch me because it is a sin and Jesus doesn't like it. Anyday a boy touches my breast or bum bum, i MUST report to her asap!

rattlesnake: op u will get 1000 views from ladies but prolly only 7 comments
NL ladies only read and feel lazy to type

yea you are ryt,what about the guys?

Funny or weird enough, mama told me nothing... Years n years went by b4 papa gave us the most awkward prayer sermons ever.... He's like: fornication is when a man puts his pen.s in a woman(lmao) when they're not married. And once she gets preggy that's the end of her. There was stammering inbetween sef...

Parents can be weird about this stuff... Like they don't do.

faithugo64: she called me that night and said ''ugomma,you are now a woman,but i must warn you,don't ever go close to guys,never you let a guy touch any part of your body,don't even make friends with them,there are many girls here you can make friends with,let the guys be, else YOU WILL GET PREGNANT!.............''


sweet mother,trying to protect her own


share the funny things your mum told you about guys when you saw your first period

ugo bekee i like u though..follow me

My mom told me, "you are now a woman, if you go close to any man or if any man comes close to you and touch you, you'll get pregnant " . Well, I burst out laughing. I was not a kid anymore then, I was in my final days in Secondary School.

tosscash1:

ugo bekee i like u though..follow me

follow you to where

[quote
author=ojokojonwanyi]My mom told me, "you are now a woman, if you go
close to any man or if any man comes close to you and touch you, you'll
get pregnant " . Well, I burst out laughing. I was not a kid
anymore then, I was in my final days in Secondary School.[/quote]ah bad girl,am sure your mum will be suprised at your laughter

ojokojonwanyi: My mom told me, "you are now a woman, if you go close to any man or if any man comes close to you and touch you, you'll get pregnant " . Well, I burst out laughing. I was not a kid anymore then, I was in my final days in Secondary School.

hmmm,u av been doin it by then

..

faithugo64: follow you to where

dont tell me u are arrogant
is dat how u reply a complement?

I knew before mum told me, cos I read a lot and I was already in js3, wen it started, and they av taught us in school I ws ready for it, wen I noticed it I didnt panick, I went to tell my mum, she smiled and said, u have to be more careful now, dnt play rough wit boys, if a boy touches you in private, dnt hesitate to report to me.
So u see, av bin reporting to her since then. ;

faithugo64: ah bad girl,am sure your mum will be suprised at your laughter

Well, the look on her face was not a good one. I was still a "good" girl then. I was just not expecting her to repeat the same phrase moms in this part of the world use.

olumaxi: hmmm,u av been doin it by then

Hmmmn! Doing whah?
Anyway, I've read a lot of teenage-themed books prior to that. Wasn't expecting her to say such.

Don't worry ladies, that same mum go change her talk when you reach 30.

olumaxi: hmmm,u av been doin it by then

Hello! Guys are not allow to comment, abi you be gay I.e the wife gay. Don't be shy just say the truth, I swear to skales I won't tell Gej.

balamz: Hello! Guys are not allow to comment, abi you be gay I.e the wife gay. Don't be shy just say the truth, I swear to skales I won't tell Gej.

then wea r d girls?...they av only turned d thread into a viewing center

tosscash1:

dont tell me u are arrogant
is dat how u reply a complement?

no dear,am sori ok

this thread became dry the moment you added the ''ladies'' tag on it


Abeg where is this? A viewing center or what?

My Mum almost cried with disappointment that I didn't tell her when i started having periods. she had this scenario all acted out in her head where I'll come to her in fear one morning and say
..''Mummy i'm dying, blood is coming out from my wee-wee''
and she'll be like
..''hahahahaha No my daughter, you are now a woman, that's all''
and then proceed to take me on my first pad and bra shopping trip.

Unfortunately for her, I learnt everything by reading in the library and listening to the scary stories of the senior girls in boarding school, when my first period came, I calmly bought my trusty always, peeled it off like pro and ...




... to the chagrin of my dear Mama (when she heard the gist eventually)

tosscash1:

ugo bekee i like u though..follow me

Ugo, run as fast as u can..., or, u will end up pregnant.., like ur mum said.

God is good!!!!

Ivanspring: Nothing that fantastic. However, she did tell me that girls don't play with boys. That i must not allow them touch me because it is a sin and Jesus doesn't like it. Anyday a boy touches my breast or bum bum, i MUST report to her asap!

[quote author=Ivanspring]
lol.... I doubt if you do that, on the contrary, you are enjoying it.... Mama's got her eyes on you.......

missbronze: Ugo, run as fast as u can..., or, u will end up pregnant.., like ur mum said.

#runs off#

missbronze: Ugo, run as fast as u can..., or, u will end up pregnant.., like ur mum said.

lmao....u are not serious

I was in a boarding school then
Just told my mum over the phone
Funny enough, she was all bout being very hygineic
And finally be careful

faithugo64: no dear,am sori ok

apology accepted.. cox i'm crushing on u already

Cutekriss:

That was then and i did no such thing like reporting. However, i took her advice very seriously and avoided the sons of Adam as much as i could

apology accepted.. cox i'm crushing on u already [/quote]

Crushing ke!!! Crashing nko?

tosscash1:

apology accepted.. cox i'm crushing on u already

abi