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Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by RentedReality(m): 9:49pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
@op; I demand to know the author of this write-up. I want to make love to her words, watch her while she writes, pass her a dictionary when she's out of words and support her job search. It's hard finding people with this sense of humor. My kinda girl, tell her we'll laugh together to the bank, no more Ghana braids it'll be Brazilian from here bae. Tell her i'll publish whatever she scribbles, tell her our wedding will be attended by words, tell her there's a pharmacy near me; no more headaches. As for that bookshop owner; i'll make her eat all those books while we watch with popcorn in our mouths. Tell her I'm raving for her and wont stop till the beat or the DJ dies, whichever comes first. And finally; tell her I rented reality so we could live out our fantasies, 8 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by BCJAY(f): 9:55pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
May God help us in this country ooooooooo |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Pronmix(m): 9:55pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
lordkrato:it is not a dead website man. The op copied that post from there, unlesss she @yemisi63 is and can prove that she's naijasinglegirl then the post is pirated 1 Like |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Glock9(m): 9:59pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
This has got to be the most interesting thing I have read on Nairaland!!! |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by OCTAVO: 9:59pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
I'm in love with your write up. So hilarious! |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by smudge2079(m): 10:05pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
I swear by d gods, i av neva read anything as funny as dis my whole life. Lmao |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by IGWISE(m): 10:11pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
so much creativity in this write up pls keep it up |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by ife4luv21(m): 10:13pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
madam u deserve a hug for this write up,I laugh forget food .....am a distribution officer for d ongoing PVC distribution,and d way inec is using us,they suppose pay us like 500k ... work more dan money for naija ooo |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by samukiwo(m): 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing why reading this |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by tonte(m): 10:23pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
smurfy: @Yemisi63, Why mention a respectable church like Deeper Life in your satirical write-up? And why did you lie about being born again when it's obvious you aren't? Why not just shut up when you have nothing sensible to say? 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by hollermie: 10:24pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
This is so funny but its d reality. They will propose d work of a 3 man and pay peanuts, some won't even tell from d onset until u've start working b4 d begin to add it one after another |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by SweetyZinta(f): 10:40pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
yemi, u r toomuch. Most hillarious job hunting so far. Keep up d goodwork |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by egeoffery: 10:46pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Laugh won finish me. I got similar experience when I was asked to come for an interview around shaga area In Lagos. A job which was to change my entire life situation, with similar responsibility . It became a little fast food joint demanding all my time. |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
See as laff wan ki me for here o N10k salary, 8am to 6pm. Monday to Saturday. 3 job responsibilities. Chai |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by richyfunky(m): 10:56pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
I feel sorry U going thru all dt stress, every employer just want to take advantage of d fact dt jobs are scarce, maybe u shud try getting a teaching job in any reasonable private school in ur area pending when u get a better job |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by richyfunky(m): 11:04pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Nielbaba: Laf don comot my trouser ooo, infact person eye dey see for dis country,i had similar xpirience dis thursday after receivin invitation like twice from same company name,i decide to honour it dis time also called my friend to gate crash too. We got der it was just a container shop in front of number 13 basiru oweh street ikeja, suppose to be d company's address. We met a young woman der with a man givin instructions to d woman how to market dis and dat,mind u der is just one chair and table so we on standing till we left,he turnd to us, collected our cvs staryer bla bla bla on marketin, how u can make millions in just one deal, etc (yoruba adage will say someone who want s to buy u designer,hes putting on rags)dis and dat.some minutes into d talk, my friend just fired at d man "sir im nt here for commission job i need salary job" dats how my friend get angry n withdraw his cv from d man table.i cnt just help it, i busted into lafta rite in front of d man ,infact it was............. container ba omo graduates dey suffer 4 dis country oo |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Superstar007(m): 11:16pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Hilarious Nice narrative and great writing skills. Keep it up! |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Madam I hav a story if u can write a book 4me. Atleast u can earn 10x of waste bookshop monthly salary at once I like ur "turanci" |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nelrulez(m): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Maybe you should take your time to compare her write up to yours. I enjoyed hers but yours got me pissed. Nielbaba: Laf don comot my trouser ooo, infact person eye dey see for dis country,i had similar xpirience dis thursday after receivin invitation like twice from same company name,i decide to honour it dis time also called my friend to gate crash too. We got der it was just a container shop in front of number 13 basiru oweh street ikeja, suppose to be d company's address. We met a young woman der with a man givin instructions to d woman how to market dis and dat,mind u der is just one chair and table so we on standing till we left,he turnd to us, collected our cvs staryer bla bla bla on marketin, how u can make millions in just one deal, etc (yoruba adage will say someone who want s to buy u designer,hes putting on rags)dis and dat.some minutes into d talk, my friend just fired at d man "sir im nt here for commission job i need salary job" dats how my friend get angry n withdraw his cv from d man table.i cnt just help it, i busted into lafta rite in front of d man ,infact it was............ |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by DHonorable(m): 11:32pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
I enjoyed your story dear, was so sympathetic. I must confess that though it wasw a real ordeal I never stopped laughing, if you're a writer I'd die to read your books, believe me you're good. I advise you develop to be your own boss these guys they call "BOSS" they use us play kalokalo. Cheers!!! |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by landinfo: 11:38pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
I don laff sotey pple 4 neighbourhood dey wonda weda my kraze don start small small......mehn ur talent in comedy-writeup is 2 much....kontinue |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by poiZon: 11:41pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Ishilove: n how much is ur state gov'r spending for food every yr? |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Revolva(m): 11:56pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
hahah nice one...sha ...10000 naira for a month...na wa oooo......kai....well most babes will do it.....no time at least use the opportunity to see other avenues of jobs its not a must u must remain there and die..ok...lessons |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 12:06am On Aug 17, 2014 |
Vivipop: Lol...nice one @op. The employment situation in our country is truly pathetic.seems you went on sabbatical. You are welcome. |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 12:18am On Aug 17, 2014 |
RentedReality: @op; You too sure have a way with words. 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 12:20am On Aug 17, 2014 |
tonte: Sorry, sir. |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by mbulela: 12:28am On Aug 17, 2014 |
smurfy: @Yemisi63, Why mention a respectable church like Deeper Life in your satirical write-up? And why did you lie about being born again when it's obvious you aren't?Suggest a disrespectful church that she should have used. 2 Likes |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 12:35am On Aug 17, 2014 |
vislabraye: Next time Google any address that appears suspicious. A true interview text msg is usually detailed, contains a traceable address, sent about a week to the interview date, etc. Again, if you suspect anything, Google the address or the very message itself. |
Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Nobody: 12:36am On Aug 17, 2014 |
mbulela: I'd leave that to you |
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