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Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by tellwisdom: 9:29am On May 22, 2015 |
Plenty dead body dey borno na...Make he enter contract with the soldiers |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by 9jatatafo(m): 9:29am On May 22, 2015 |
Simple, I will suggest to him to start killing people in his area and the sales will improve. This is like lawyers and police complaining that business is not moving. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by crusufixo(m): 9:29am On May 22, 2015 |
This is a very straightforward question.... I would simply tell him to gather his family, both immediate and extended, and start killing them one by one Case closed........ 1 Like |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by fitinwell: 9:30am On May 22, 2015 |
Well... Let him do promo like MTN TRUE TALK...... Or Relocate to is bizness to shoprite.... Better still.... go back to farming. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by missKiffy(f): 9:32am On May 22, 2015 |
Thunder fire you, that would be my response |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Btruth: 9:34am On May 22, 2015 |
It's every where ooo. No only him. He will have to wait or be going from hospital mortuary to another to place an advertisement. It is well..... |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by prontoniero(m): 9:34am On May 22, 2015 |
greatgod2012: My tip to him: he should transfer his business to maiduguri |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Bants(m): 9:35am On May 22, 2015 |
I will simply advise the coffin seller to start make cupboards or wardrobes |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Lebamiro: 9:40am On May 22, 2015 |
Charity begins at home |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Sunnycliff(m): 9:40am On May 22, 2015 |
Please Relocating to Sambisa will help u |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by yusufu16: 9:42am On May 22, 2015 |
According to statistics over 150,000 People Die Every Day ... 1.78 deaths per second; 107 deaths per minute; 6,390 deaths per hour ... however, the fact remains that people are dying all around us. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by tobtap: 9:43am On May 22, 2015 |
greatgod2012:he shud relocate his business to borno state |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Ultimate001: 9:44am On May 22, 2015 |
It's a hard one. We cn't blame him and of course, he has to b worried because we all know fully well dat pple die from time to time, so y d drop in sale wen pple av nt actuallu stopt dying? As to wat will b my response, I dn't knw. Perhaps, I'ill jsut b sighing too. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Truckpusher(m): 9:46am On May 22, 2015 |
greatgod2012:I'll simply tell him to relocate to places where violence has escalated before ,during and after the elections. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Truckpusher(m): 9:47am On May 22, 2015 |
Op, I do have a great plan on how an average coffin maker can become a millionaire. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Nobody: 9:48am On May 22, 2015 |
greatgod2012: IS COS NIGERIANS LACK CREATIVITY..... A COFFIN BUILDER OR MAKER CAN MAKE FURNITURE AS WELL. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by redsun(m): 9:50am On May 22, 2015 |
To relocate to a place where there are less Moslems that have little needs for coffins. Death business is the same as food,it is inevitable,especially with native cultures being eroded fast by oyinbos style of undertaking funerals. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by eazydon(m): 9:51am On May 22, 2015 |
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Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Emyogalanya: 9:53am On May 22, 2015 |
I think he should just merge with others let him call buhari and tinubu for tips before then let him use "BROOM" to "SWEEP" there much be some pdp demons around there and after prayer everyday instead of amen he should shout change if sales does not improve he can now use thugs to kill 800 plus some youth coppers. If cant do all this simple localisation of industry comes into play he can relocate to northeast he will surely be smiling to the bank greatgod2012: |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Skain(m): 9:55am On May 22, 2015 |
My response would be same "hmm" noni |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by chukslawrence(m): 9:57am On May 22, 2015 |
May u tell ur siblings, they might be of help by patronising. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Fraih(f): 9:57am On May 22, 2015 |
Baddestguyp:Customers ke Aigbodo!!! |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Nobody: 10:09am On May 22, 2015 |
greatgod2012: He should relocate near a mortuary and run TV commercials. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Emyogalanya: 10:12am On May 22, 2015 |
Did i hear you well laff wan finish me o krall: |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Decentdamsel(f): 10:17am On May 22, 2015 |
I was passing by a coffin seller's shop with my mum years back,he beckoned on us en sed customer come en buy...my mum sed all d back to sender words she knew,en kept saying it even after we reached home |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Jpanama3: 10:23am On May 22, 2015 |
Relocate to the North east |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by Nobody: 10:27am On May 22, 2015 |
pickabeau1:Good Morning sir |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by somongo: 10:30am On May 22, 2015 |
babyosisi:Then Nwanneka will shout, 'CHINEKE, CHAI'..... Lol |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by kenoz(m): 10:34am On May 22, 2015 |
He should take his business to sambissa forest. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by BeauHomme: 10:45am On May 22, 2015 |
I'll ask him to open a marketing department and employ marketers Jokes apart, there's a huge market for the undertaking industry. It's just that (probably due to public perception) the practitioners mostly take a sedentary approach to business. They are afraid of reaching out and so, just wait for customers to trickle in. He could liaise with morgues on a commission basis and use them as outlets for meeting potential customers. There are many more things he could do if he just puts on his thinking cap. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by czarr(m): 10:47am On May 22, 2015 |
make Im go base for north.....borno preferably.
thank me later. |
Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by feycols(m): 10:53am On May 22, 2015 |
yes people are not buying coffin for burial of loved ones again because they could not afford it.yet people die everyday and carpenters are called to nail planks for loved ones |
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