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1. Thou shall have a relationship with God and only
Him shall you serve. If thou hearkeneth not unto this,
thou shall be a boy in a man’s body and thou shall
slow thyself down. Thou shall know that to succeed in
life, thou needest the help of the Lord thy God.

2. Thou shall have a good job and be responsible. Thou
shall take care of thy wife and thy family. Thou shall
not be a loafer! Thou shall be hardworking and thou
shall recognize the dignity that lieth in labour.

3. If thou art still single, thou shall not be sleeping
around. Thou shall not compromise sexually, for it is a
violation of the commandment of the Lord thy God.
Thou shall know that condoms protecteth not thou
from demonic exchanges and subsequently losing
God’s support and favour. Thou shall quickly repent if
thou fallest into mistake. But if thou art taken by sinful
habits that thou doeth all the time and you repenteth
not, thou shall put thy life in grave danger.

4. Thou shall know that masturbation, pornography
and other sexual sins are wrong. Thou shall know that
they are tools in the hands of thy enemy to hinder thy
relationship with the Lord thy God. Thou shall know
that the devil contendeth not for now, but for thy
glorious future and destiny.

5. Thou shall not be ignorant of the devices of the
devil. Thou shall not cooperate with him through
disobedience to wreck thy destiny. Thou shall not be
carnal, but spiritual. Thou shall learn the things of the
spirit and not operate in thy flesh all the time. Thy flesh
profiteth nothing, it is the Spirit that giveth life. Thou
shall learn to pay thy tithe, support kingdom work and
be a giver. Thou shall know that it is the law of life and
prosperity, that he that scattereth increaseth, but he
that witholdeth more than is meet tendeth to poverty.

6. If thou art still single, thou shall not double date.
Thou shall stop all the rehearsals for adultery. Thou
shall pursue only one bone of thy bone and flesh of thy
flesh. Thou shall stop sampling around. Thou shall
stop all the surveys that thou doeth and rather ask to
be led by the Lord thy God.

7. If thou art married, thou shall focus and concentrate
on thy wife. Thine eyes shall stop beholding and
lusting after other maids. Whatever thou doeth with
other men’s wives, other men will do with thy wife!

8. Thou shall be romantic to thy wife. Thou shall learn
to hug and kiss her regularly and not only when thou
wantest to make love! Thou shall realize that for her,
sex starteth not from the bedroom, but from the kitchen
in the morning and throughout the day.

9.Thou shall understand thy wife’s love language. Only
that shall thou speak always and none other shall you
speak. When thou doest this, then shall peace reigneth
in thine house. Thou shall now that thy wife’s
language is her password.

10. Thou shall not shout on your fiancée or wife. Thou
shall not shut her down so that thy prayers will not be
hindered when you offendeth her. Thou shall learn to
treat her gently at all times, for only then, will you be
blessed. Thou shall never lift you hands to hit thy wife,
for that is an abomination to the Lord thy God.

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