In church today during deliverance...


USHER: Pastor, Pastor there's a lady here who was suffering from HIV 4 d past Eight years now, she said as u were praying she became healed

PASTOR: Quick, Quick, Bring Her here, (Pastor touches her, she fell down, rolled and stood up shouting thank U Jesus I'm
Healed )
IMMEDIATELY;

ANOTHER USHER: Pastor, Pastor there's a Man outside who claim He had been havin symptoms of EBOLA, but few Minutes ago He felt d Hands of God on Him and now he is Well.

PASTOR: Tell him to go home, his faith has made him whole....

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest,”Father, what causes arthritis?”
”Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,” the priest replied.”Imagine that,” the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized:”I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?””I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said,”but I just read in the paper that the Pope does