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[b]Scene 2

(Ronke is seen rushing towards Brother Biodun's house on a bike. The bike stopped right in front of brother Biodun's house. Ronke just plodded into the get which was not locked. She knocks the door).

Biodun: Who is knocking my door?

Ronke: It's me.

Biodun: Only God answers 'me'.

Ronke: I am Ronke.

Biodun: Ronke or what do you say? I have many Ronkes, which one, sister Ronke or who?

Ronke: em, em, the one that is your church member.(The door was opened for her to go in. She lingered a little while).

Biodun: Come inside our Sister coordinator. How is your evangelism?

Ronke:

Biodun: Sister, answer me now. I say how is evangelism?

Ronkespeaks in a low tone) Don't ridicule me brother Biodun. I know what you are thinking about me right now.

Biodun: What do you mean? I don't have anything against you o. Ahn ahn, are you not the representative of virgin Mary in our church? Infact, the head pastor talks about you to all the youth sisters. He prays that everyone of them in the church should be like you. He even asked his wife the Women Pastor of the church to organise a vigil for all the sisters last two weeks. She did and since then their lives have never remained the same again.

Ronke: Please brother Biodun, it's not what you're thinking. Sincerely, that Femi is not having anything in common with me except that we are business partners.

Biodun: (laughs loudly) Hmmm...bedroom business; it's like I heard about the business in your mouth earlier. Tell me something about it.

Ronke: Ha! Mogbe! There is nothing like that o! Sincerely, to God who made me...

Biodun: Have you forgotten what you preach sister, let your yes be yes and no be no; you shall not swear.

Ronke: I am not swearing(she sobs)

Biodun: Okay, since you say that you are into bedroom business then there is no problem. I will tell the church about it.

Ronke: Please brother Biodun, don't do that o! Ah! My life will be ruined.

Biodun: Ruined ke! I don't think anyone will do anything to you concerning the business. You will just defend yourself...you are taking care of his bedroom, that's all.

Ronke: Ah! Brother Biodun, don't spoil my life please! Don't put me to shame.

Biodun: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Listen and listen good Ronke, I will only pardon you if you can follow me to my bedroom right now and teach me exactly that bedroom business.(stands up and walks towards his bedroom). Are you not coming with me?

Ronke: (wipes off her tears) Bro Biodun, come, please come now.

Biodun: (comes back) Why calling me back.

Ronke: En, we can't cover up sin with sin nah. Why don't you give me another condition instead of asking me to go and have sex with you?

Biodun: Did I say you should come and have sex with me?

Ronke: Okay, I am very sorry. Please instead of going to that room with you why can't you ask me for another thing. Just don't tell the pastors about this.

Biodun: (smiling and thinking) Alright, just go. No problem. Bye.

Ronke: (still scared) Are you sure you won't tell the church authority?

Biodun: Yes, you can have my word.

Ronke: (weeping and thanking Biodun) God bless you very much brother Biodun. I shall never do such evil again in my life. I will ask for God's forgiveness and I promise I will never do that again. Let me take my leave now(she turns the door handle in haste. Then she heard him speak)

Biodun: Where do you think you are going, Ronke? If you step out of there, you are doomed.

Ronke: Ha! (breaks into tears) Ha! Brother Biodun, please!

Biodun: Come and be with me on my bed too...give me some kisses, then we cover you up, else...

Ronke: Please don't let us do that, brother Biodun; that's adding sin to sin. Please why don't you allow me pay you some amount of money?

Biodun: Money?
How much can you afford?

Ronke: Name your price

Biodun: Bring fifty thousand naira.

Ronke: Ah! Where can I get that? I was thinking maybe you can accept something like ten thousand naira.

Biodun: For what? Biscuit money or what? Do you know what your offence is worth? Listen, if you don't pay the fifty thousand naira before tomorrow, then your secret is going to be revealed.(Biodun goes into the inner room, leaving Ronke sobbing out her eyes).

Continues on Thursday 10am[/b]

* Ruffles my dada *

Sammyhoe, you no go kee persin.
Bedroom business indeed.

But I wan ask:
For that first tory, na the man or woman dey born pikin?

alizenbohr: * Ruffles my dada *

Sammyhoe, you no go kee persin.
Bedroom business indeed.

But I wan ask:
For that first tory, na the man or woman dey born pikin?

Same here Bro, i was wondering if they pay grooms price or Bride price

shadyemmanuel:
Same here Bro, i was wondering if they pay grooms price or Bride price

they pay. bridegroom price like they do in India

alizenbohr: * Ruffles my dada *

Sammyhoe, you no go kee persin.
Bedroom business indeed.

But I wan ask:
For that first tory, na the man or woman dey born pikin?

Na still the woman o only say man go begin back am feederfeed am too
*what woman can do, man can do better *

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TODAY'S EPISODE.


HIV TROUBLE.

SCENE ONE.

CHARACTERS:

OMOLOLA: A young lady in the rented apartment. A LovePeddler who all the guys in the house had slept with.

LAIDE: Lola's friend which both lived together, a great pretender.

DEJI: A YOUNG GUY IN THE SAME HOUSE.

IYA TOPE: LANDLADY OF THE HOUSE, SHE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HER FAMILY.

BABA TOPE: IYA TOPE'S HUSBAND.

TOPE: THE ONLY SON, LAIDE'S BOYFRIEND.

PASTOR: A MAN OF GOD WHO LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE.

MUMMY MISSION: PASTOR'S WIFE.

RATED 16+

(Omolola is seen walking out of her room, she had a brown towel tied round. She was heading to the bathroom when she met Deji)

    LOLA: Deji, how far now? (Stretches her hand forward for a handshake.)

    Deji: (he hits her hand away and hugs her.) I dey jurh, I expected you throughout but you never showed up.

    Lola: (tries to push him away.) People may come out of their rooms, do you want me to get caught? We shouldn't hug here.

    Deji: Anyone who comes out will tell me if he or she hasn't hugged before. Besides, where you dey go?

    Lola: can't you see, I'm going to the bathroom to bath.

    Deji: (laughs) Now that you've seen me shouldn't you change your mind?

    Lolade: (smiles and behaves shy.) Lemme go and bath jurh.

    Deji: (laughes and pushes her) let's go jurh.

    (Both walked hand-in-hand, Lola turns and saw the landlady coming out of the room with a plate and turned her face away.)

    Iya Tope: (closes the door and walks briskly) Molola, you don dey go again, and you Deji, you be the one wey dey follow babes around. I pity you oh.

    Lola: (hisses) Mama landlady, why not mind your own business and walk in? Why do you like disturbing my life? (Hisses again.)

    Deji: Exactly, you won't mind your business. See your life, eating eba early in the morning, I don't want to talk oh. (Chuckles and shakes Lola's right hand.)

    Iya Tope: Na you get your life, you go regret am soon. (Hisses and walkes away.)

    (Deji and Lola walks into Lola's room, Lola locks the door.)

******

SCENE TWO.

(Laide walks slowly till she got to the front of Lola's room and knocks.)

    Laide: (she shouts out.) Lola, abeg come and open this door.

    (Deji opens the door sweating, and had only his boxers on.)

    Laide: Deji, you've come again, haven't you? Anyways, let me in." (Offs her shoes and walks in. Lola comes out still with the towel on her.)

    Lola: Laide, welcome. (Smiles.)

    Laide: Lola, abeg oh. What's the meaning of this again. (Frowns and pushes her away.)

    Lola: What again? (She frowns)

   Laide: What is the meaning of this that you're doing again? (Hisses.)

    Lola: It's none of your business, is it? (She hisses too.)

    Laide: Na you sabi, anyways this is your result, you are positive. (Hands her the result to her test.)

    Lola: (stares at the paper.) Posi what? (Faints.)

    Laide: (Runs to meet Lola.) Lola! Don't do this now..

    Deji: (walks closer to them, looks scared.) Positive to what?

    Laide. (Raises her head slowly and hisses.) HIV.

    Deji: H what? (Faints.)

    Laide: (scared and shouts.) Egbami oh!

    (Iya Tope runs in.)

    Iya Tope: Kilosele? Wetin happen?

    Laide: I told them Lola has HIV... em.. (she stutters.)

    Iya Tope: hey! She don get aids? (Runs out of the room.)

    (Laide struggles between Lola and Deji.)

SCENE THREE.

    (Iya Tope runs into her room and sat. Baba Tope is seen polishing his shoes.)

    Baba Tope: What is it again Iya Tope?

    Iya Tope: Na so I see am oh, na so I see Deji and Lola, dem dey waka go Lola's room.

   Baba Tope: Really? What's the meaning of that nonsense? (Stands angrily.)

    Iya Tope. Cool down, abeg hear me finish. As I drop the plate for kitchen, na so I dey hear Laide wey shout for their room, na so I waka go, make I see wetin happen. You no know wetin I hear. (Claps her hands together.)

Baba Tope: What did you hear?

    Iya Tope: Na so I hear am, Lola don catch HIV.

    Baba Tope: Lola se kini (Faints instantly.)

    Iya Tope. (Rushes up, panting.) Tope! Where you dey? Baba Tope! Baba Tope, answer me.

    (Tope rushes in.)

    Tope: Mum, what happened? (Rushes to his father.)

    Iya Tope: I tell him say Lola don get HIV, na so him faint for here oh.

    (Tope stands instantly.)

    Tope: Lola has contracted HIV? Why did he now faint? Do you have a skeleton in the cupboard? I've always said it, that Lola is a LovePeddler! That's why I love my Laide.

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Continuation.

    SCENE FOUR.

    (Pastor walks in with his bible and meets the house In pandemonium. Iya Tope and her husband were sitting on the floor, tins of milk were on the floor, beside Iya Tope.)

Pastor: What is happening here? The peace of the lord be with everyone. (He approaches them slowly.)

    Iya Tope: I no sabi oh, Pastor. Na im I tell Baba Tope say Lola don get HIV, na im he come faint since then oh.

    Pastor: The man I'm looking at is alive,  is he not the one who took these four tins of milk?

    Iya Tope: Na him oh, him don finish the four tins of milk.

    Pastor: wait, what did you say earlier? Who contracted HIV/AIDS?

    Mama Tope: I talk say Lola.

    Pastor: (in shock) Hey! Lola? How.. (runs into his room.)

    Iya Tope: wetin do pastor too? Why everyone dey do like this because Lola carry HIV? (Sighs)

SCENE FIVE.

(Pastor rushes into his room panting.)

    Pastor: Mummy Mission, haven't you heard all that has happened?

    Mummy Mission: I haven't, what is it oh?

    Pastor: (breaths heavily.) Sister Lola is HIV positive.

    Mummy Mission: (looks sad) Eeyha.. really sorry about that, but its really not the end of the world. All is well In Jesus' Name.
   
    Pastor: Ah! (Continues panting.)

    Mummy Mission: Why is your own business now more than Sister Lola herself? (She sighs and claps her hands together.)

    Pastor: You.. won't understand.

    Mummy Mission: (stands suddenly) I won't understand what? So you've been cheating on me right? You've not been faithful to God? (She pauses for a while and continues.) Everyone will hear this, you're also HIV positive then, God have mercy!

    Pastor: Mummy Mission, take this issue lightly, I have nothing to do with sister Lola, don't destroy my ministry, Mummy Mission. (He pretends and frowns.)

    Mummy Mission: Thank God I've always refused you, if not so, I'd be crying now. No doubt about it, I'm leaving your place today. (Looks round the room to know where to start packing her things.)

    (Deji knocks.)

    Pastor: Who's it again? We're busy. (He hisses and tries to pull his wife back.)

    Mummy Mission: who's there? Come in jare.

    (Deji walks in slowly, crying and sweating profusely.)

    Mummy Mission: Uncle Deji, God bless you. (She smiles.)

    Deji: See, Mummy Mission or what do people call you? No time for that now, fire is on the mountain oh, I'm HIV positive. (Sobs.)

    Pastor: (wipes his sweat and looks at him.) What should she now do? You lack respect, don't you know what the bible says about being respectful?

    Deji: Pastor, no forming any longer, your wife understands.

    (Mummy Mission has been on the same spot, just looking at Deji.)

    Pastor: (tries to link events together.) Don't tell me.. You've been sleeping with mama mission? (Looks around to pick a dangerous material to fight Deji, Deji runs out instantly.)

SCENE SIX.

(All the tenants sat at the corridor, all deep in thought and crying. Laide walks out of the room with another result)

    Laide: (She shouts Lola's name.)

    Lola: Yes. (She stands and walks to her.)

    Laide: What was the name you left in the hospital?

    Lola: My name of course.

    Laide: (shivers.) I don die!

    Lola: What again?

    Laide: I noticed the Doctor called me Lola and I corrected him, It was my result I gave you. (Sobs.)

    Lola: Meaning what? I'm... I'm negative? (She opens her eyes wide ad snatches the paper from her.) Yes! (She shouts and other tenants runs to meet her.)

    Pastor: Sister Lola, what is it?

    Lola: I was given the wrong result, I'm negative. (Grins and jumps happily.)

Mummy Mission: Really?

    Deji: Yes! Thank God oh! (Runs around, jubilating.)

    Tope: Who's now the owner of the other result?

    Lola: Laide.

   Tope: huh? (Faints.)

Baba Tope: You mean you're negative? (Jumps happily, didn't care about his son that fainted.)

THE END.