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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:47pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha. I'm quoting this for the amusement of my followers. 2 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tpia1: 7:48pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MissMeiya: It was a great story, very interesting. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
kayalcomp: house, i have some monkeys for sale at a very cheap rate. interested buyers should let me know. Shame on you. I hope they all escape and steal all your fruit. 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by soulglo: 7:49pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MissMeiya: Amusement? I am crying 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:50pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
okparaugo:Lwkmd |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:51pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
okparaugo:Lwkmd! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:56pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Tolexander: na the same yoruba dey live for enugu state government house.But the report did not state that the people were asking for help to catch the monkey? As a matter of fact, the monkey has been handled. So it's quite different. *grins* |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:00pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
So Even Monkey Dan Follow 4 PDP Supporterz? Wow! GEJ TILL ENTERNITY! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
soulglo: *bows* |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MissMeiya:K |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Onyiibazz: 8:07pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Monkey wey do like his master, He take him shaving stick, He shave him beard beard, He rub him powder, He look for mirror, He say him fine pass master, He take motor key, He sidon 4 motor, Na him see one fine fine woman, He want to chase the woman, The lady run away! So monkey vex jigijigi, He begin pursue am, The lady cry for help, Everybody come and help, throw monkey banana, Everybody come and save me from monkey banana, Oyee oyee! Yanga yanga oyee yanga |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by willorie(f): 8:18pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
175: Lol "Merlin" copyright |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by willorie(f): 8:22pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal?? that one na question? Abi u no hear say na Monkey be the main host of Ebola virus? |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by willorie(f): 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey? U mean the community should run after Ebola virus carrier? Abeg, dem no fid capture am just like dat cus of wat the animal can donate to humans |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by blezzinq(f): 8:27pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
[color=#006600][/color]the fear of EBOLA noni |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Missmossy(f): 8:44pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Hahahahaha"" a battle of monkey and the villagers |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tosingcfr(m): 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Report reaching me has it that the monkey has been killed |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 8:55pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey? maybe its spiritual 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Hassanjj(m): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Haha... Human in the Monkey Shadow, just Like Snake In the Monkey Shadow. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Omojayejaye(m): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Onyiibazz: Monkey wey do like his master, |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Omojayejaye(m): 9:06pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Onyiibazz: Monkey wey do like his master,Smh... 1 Like
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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by calaharry: 9:06pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MRLINGTON:You don't catch monkey by running after it. You catch money with banana. Ado Ekiti people should follow its last trail and set traps with baskets of banana infused with sleeping pills. The money will eat and sleep into captivity. Viola! 2 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 9:11pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha. So in your own understanding of Biology (I'm assuming you actually passed through a secondary school), evolution takes place within 16 years?? Lawd. 4 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Onyiibazz: 9:11pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Omojayejaye: How r u boy, make u no do like master o |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Omojayejaye(m): 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Onyiibazz: Oniranu..back the monkey and continue singing |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tpia1: 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
calaharry: They should add some drinks as well. Btw you mean voila, viola is from twelfth night. 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Onyiibazz: 9:17pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Omojayejaye: Lol |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by calaharry: 9:23pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
[quote author=tpia1] They should add some drinks as well. Btw you mean voila, viola is from twelfth night.[/quote Sure do. Dank I. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
masonkz: Apparently, evolution is like metamorphosis. We all begin life as monkeys. Warning NL: That was a joke. 2 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by sonyc00(m): 9:49pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
That monkey is a Terrorist.Holding hostages in that area with the fear of Ebola. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Beesluv: 9:55pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
9jatatafo: The people in that area should just invite local hunters and monkey is dead! So nobody in that estate has a pump action or AK47? With a ripe bunch of banana used as bait, we will have a dead monkey one time. Na wa ooo!! What if d monkey is here on NL and reading your plan? 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Beesluv: 9:58pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
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