YoungDaNaval: Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha.

MissMeiya:

Loooooool that's awesome. That village rocks.

kayalcomp: house, i have some monkeys for sale at a very cheap rate. interested buyers should let me know.

MissMeiya:

I'm quoting this for the amusement of my followers.

okparaugo:

Dem talk say monkey dey pursue my yoruba brothers...


For voting out APC...

okparaugo:

Dem talk say monkey dey pursue my yoruba brothers...


For voting out APC...

Tolexander: na the same yoruba dey live for enugu state government house.
https://www.nairaland.com/1862257/gov-chimes-ostrich-monkey-attack

soulglo:

Amusement? I am crying

MissMeiya:

I'm quoting this for the amusement of my followers.

175:

True! But in the time of contagious viruses, the destiny of a great tribe lies on the shoulder of one man. . . .his name's adEBOLA!!!

gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??

Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey?

Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey?

Onyiibazz: Monkey wey do like his master,
He take him shaving stick,
He shave him beard beard,
He rub him powder,
He look for mirror,
He say him fine pass master,
He take motor key,
He sidon 4 motor,
Na him see one fine fine woman,
He want to chase the woman,
The lady run away!
So monkey vex jigijigi,
He begin pursue am,
The lady cry for help,
Everybody come and help, throw monkey banana,
Everybody come and save me from monkey banana,
Oyee oyee! Yanga yanga oyee yanga

Onyiibazz: Monkey wey do like his master,
He take him shaving stick,
He shave him beard beard,
He rub him powder,
He look for mirror,
He say him fine pass master,
He take motor key,
He sidon 4 motor,
Na him see one fine fine woman,
He want to chase the woman,
The lady run away!
So monkey vex jigijigi,
He begin pursue am,
The lady cry for help,
Everybody come and help, throw monkey banana,
Everybody come and save me from monkey banana,
Oyee oyee! Yanga yanga oyee yanga

MRLINGTON:


Source:www.dailyindependentnig.com/2014/08/panic-ado-ekiti-rampaging-monkey/

YoungDaNaval: Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha.

Omojayejaye:

Onyiibazz:

How r u boy, make u no do like master o

calaharry:
You don't catch monkey by running after it. You catch money with banana. Ado Ekiti people should follow its last trail and set traps with baskets of banana infused with sleeping pills. The money will eat and sleep into captivity. Viola!

Omojayejaye:


Oniranu..back the monkey and continue singing

masonkz:


So in your own understanding of Biology (I'm assuming you actually passed through a secondary school), evolution takes place within 16 years??



Lawd.

9jatatafo: The people in that area should just invite local hunters and monkey is dead! So nobody in that estate has a pump action or AK47? With a ripe bunch of banana used as bait, we will have a dead monkey one time. Na wa ooo!!