imoleay0: omg! This retard again?

Me retarrd.. Okay!!






Thanks for stopping by..

That's what they get for keeping the poor thing in captivity.

Steal all the fruits, monkey! RUN!

Okijajuju1:



Lekwa nu problem o!!





How did you read my comment and deduce that I am preparing for Common Entrance?!

I hope say the money wey your parents don invest for your school fees no go end up as wrong investment o!! Because this your reasoning get as e be..



#One Nigeria..

u dnt av to be worried abt me swrii..cos aint gonna disappoint dm...do u fink you reason fine ursef?

emeralddayo: u dnt av to be worried abt me swrii..cos aint gonna disappoint dm...do u fink you reason fine ursef?

I want to believe that 'swrii' is juvenile short text for 'sweetheart'..




And just that word in itself, is enough to make my heart go mini-mini-wana-wana..

iGiveUp..

Okijajuju1:


I want to believe that 'swrii' is juvenile short text for 'sweetheart'..




And just that word in itself, is enough to make my heart go mini-mini-wana-wana..

iGiveUp..

on ursef shey?ur belief is ur problem nt mine

gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??

monkeys became fearful eva since d word ebola came to be. People prefer lions sef, hw are we sure d report dat d monkey escaped frm domestication is tru, mayb d owner free am on code knowing dat even if he kills it, its also a risk disposing d body, jux finking aloud

ManTiger:
Its actually a Chimpazee. He's like 18years Old. Very aggressive but its funny as is being reported as Monkey.

They are all called monkeys
But seriously the man who had it as a pet and allowed it escape should be responsible for any damages it causes
These folks that keep wild animals as pets should be held accountable when it causes havoc

babyosisi:


They are all called monkeys
But seriously the man who had it as a pet and allowed it escape should be responsive for any damages it causes

Absolutely. I'm sure he was mistreating it too. I saw the saddest chained up monkey once, and I wanted to cry and let it free.

emeralddayo: on ursef shey?

Okay!! This is very serious now..


What would it cost you to write in proper English texts?!

Okijajuju1:


Okay!! This is very serious now..


What would it cost you to write in proper English texts?!

Even Nigeria's politicians write like this in their tweets. It baffles the mind. Doesn't it take longer to use those bizarre half spellings with all the z's and miscellaneous letters, than to actually spell the word correctly?

And the worst part is, they use smartphones with autocorrect.

Really those in Anthony( Lagos State) near where corona school is also needs help as there are lots of monkeys there and with all this EBOLA issue,the area needs to be cleared of monkies

redsun: The blessing that might come out of this epidemic for africans if they survive it will be the preservation of wild life.It might stop people from loving bush meat,thereby discoraging hunting and in turn boost the wild lives populations that are at the verge of extinction are the moment due to excessive hunting.

That will encorage tourism at the end of the day and the organized domestications of animals for plentiful consumptions.

You make it souNd aS if u are not africaN Too

jomile: funny,let dem use banana to set a trap

Simple and short. Dem just dey waste time. Abi the monkey smart pass dem?

MissMeiya:

Even Nigeria's politicians write like this in their tweets. It baffles the mind. Doesn't it take longer to use those bizarre half spellings with all the z's and miscellaneous letters, than to actually spell the word correctly?

And the worst part is, they use smartphones with autocorrect.

Pfft!!! At first it was understandable because we only had SMS and this a limited number of words per SMS.. But this is the bloody Internet where you can type an entire novel without any limitation nor be charged extra in anyway, yet they still type that crap.


With my Kids, I will apply the same approach my parent did to Pidgin English usage to them on Short Text typing as well. #ZeroTolerance.

Okijajuju1:


Okay!! This is very serious now..


What would it cost you to write in proper English texts?!

it aint gonna cost me a thing...just feel lik using abbreviations nd if u r affectd by it go deal wt it urself

emeralddayo: it aint gonna cost me a thing...just feel lik using abbreviations nd if u r affectd by it go deal wt it urself

And you wonder why I used the 'common entrance' line with you..





It doesnt affect me my dear.. Just makes you look like a juvenile delinquent. And looking at your DP, you are too old to be young.

when you see a chicken suddenly develop teeth you dont need someone advice pls run. same apply to this monkey it has suddenly develop ebola, fg cant help u on this more monkey are coming in thousand presently they have been trained to carry and armory just like the boko haram if u want to avert this calamity tell ur state governor to resign.

jmoore: Monkey drama.

This country got so much interesting stories.
They can catch a witch but can't catch a monkey.

Okijajuju1:


And you wonder why I used the 'common entrance' line with you..





It doesnt affect me my dear.. Just makes you look like a juvenile delinquent. And looking at your DP, you are too old to be young.

so u had to check my dp..so sweet of you...

purely monkey business

emeralddayo: so u had to check my dp..so sweet of you...

Yeah I actually did..



Just trying to know a little more about the individual I am chatting with..

Okijajuju1:



Yeah I actually did..



Just trying to know a little more about the individual I am chatting with..

hop you liked it as well?

Okijajuju1:



Yeah I actually did..



Just trying to know a little more about the individual I am chatting with..

hop you liked it as well?

Okijajuju1:



Yeah I actually did..



Just trying to know a little more about the individual I am chatting with..

Why can't Ekiti people employ your juju services to capture this monkey,abi juju no dey work for primates?

babyosisi:


Why can't Ekiti people employ your juju services to capture this monkey,abi juju no dey work for primates?

Use Juju on a Monkey?!


I am not a supporter of Black on Black crimes..

emeralddayo: hop you liked it as well?

liked it as well as what exactly?




:-/

Okijajuju1:



liked it as well as what exactly?




:-/

never mind

emeralddayo: never mind

Best idea you have had so far.. And its not just because the post is written in proper English text..

Stay Cool Kimosabe.

himkers: my father was the first monkey to graduate from south-west, The land of monkeys

Yeepa! Omo Obo ni e sha

Tolexander: na the same yoruba dey live for enugu state government house.
https://www.nairaland.com/1862257/gov-chimes-ostrich-monkey-attack

did they cry for help from the federal government?

Coughs....hmmm don't worry I will set up a commitee dat will look into the matter...

Okijajuju1:



Best idea you have had so far.. And its not just because the post is written in proper English text..

Stay Cool Kimosabe.

i'll pass