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Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tomiobj(m): 5:52pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MRLINGTON:. Running away from the monkey. Isn't there an animal control service in that country. So if a lion now attacks what will they do? They will start looking for George of the jungle abi |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by RebelLeader15(m): 5:53pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Okijajuju1: Real OkijaMUMU |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Tolexander: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
englishmart: did they cry for help from the federal government?question for the gods! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
tomiobj: . Running away from the monkey. Isn't there an animal control service in that country. So if a lion now attacks what will they do? They will start looking for George of the jungle abi I'm crying |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by femi4: 5:58pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
emeralddayo: it aint gonna cost me a thing...just feel lik using abbreviations nd if u r affectd by it go deal wt it urselfIts childish STOP IT before it becomes a habit! 2 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by WASMOG(m): 5:58pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Are u e expecting goverment to deploy solders to capture a monkey shame on village Hunters |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fearWat has yoruba got 2 do wit wat is happening,n dnt other tribes stay arnd dr also?...volunteer urself 2 help dem capture it nw....mayb there's a tribe immune 2 ebola u shuld tell me 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingvicking(m): 6:00pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fear If u live around here in Ado, u probably be hypertensive now, cos the story is real |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingvicking(m): 6:02pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal?? Since its starts to bite pple as if it was a dog |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tomiobj(m): 6:03pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MissMeiya: Abi. I'm I not right 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:06pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
babyosisi:Nah bro, Primate Should Be The Right Word To Use! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Louislewis: 6:09pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Baba Jonathan should send Nigerian Troop to catch the monkey before APC will start shouting again. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Nah bro, Primate Should Be The Right Word To Use!But we humans are primates too. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:14pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
irepnaija4eva: Coughs....hmmm don't worry I will set up a commitee dat will look into the matter...Lmao |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 6:17pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
tosag: But we humans are primates too.And You Believed That? Are You An Athiest? |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:22pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: And You Believed That? Are You An Athiest?Understanding evolution means one is an atheist. Nigerians sha. In this case, it's not even evolution, it's just English. primate (plural primates) (informal) A simian anthropoid; an ape, human, or large monkey. 2 Likes |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??Since ebola But seriously, the owner should speak to it in 'their' languge na! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tuffgongjo(m): 6:41pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
hatux: Just a monkey! funny threadwhen Ebola comes knocking,you will even fear your own shadow. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tuffgongjo(m): 6:44pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??since Ebola was discovered. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by omoadeleye(m): 6:46pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
the government should help in deploying a full battalion of soldier to that area. I talk my own naw oo |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 6:53pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
RebelLeader15: You have been noticed.. Okay.. You can run along now |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Okijajuju1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
emeralddayo: i'll pass Do that.. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Ekundayo7: 7:08pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??When they are running straight at you and leap for your throat covering 10 meters in one second. They have long pointed teeth and very strong jaws. Even the small ones. I have a scar on my thumb from where one bit me at about age 14. Had I not put my hand up to protect my throat I would probably be dead. They can be very unpredictable and even more so if raised as a pet. They are never "tamed". Maybe they like their owner but God forbid you visit someone with pet monkey and that monkey starts acting like a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend. 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:13pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Okeikpu: O nnam!! O gini n'ada? Dem talk say monkey dey pursue my yoruba brothers... For voting out APC... 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by lastpage: 7:14pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
BishopMagic: Yorubas can fear Dont mind those Yoruba people faa! Dem too fear nii! if na Okoro people now, they will just speak "[size=14pt]language[/size]" to the monkey and it will come home for dinner, since looking at both species, [size=14pt]they are "very close cousins" anyway! [/size] ...And will be immune to any Ebola bite from "senior bruvda" Lastpage! |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by tpia1: 7:28pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Lord have mercy. Anyway, there was a folktale I read about how one village handled a monkey problem. They got the monkeys intoxicated and then captured and released them in a distant forest or something. 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kingmekus(m): 7:38pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
very soon A.P.C will accuse P.D.P of instigating the monkey against the good people of Ekiti |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:42pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
tpia1: Lord have mercy. Loooooool that's awesome. That village rocks. 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by emeralddayo(f): 7:43pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
femi4: Its childishthanks for the advice |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
Run, monkey, run! 1 Like |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:45pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
MissMeiya:Evo what? Evolution aint real. Don't Be Deceived By Homosepian, erectus, australopiticle bla bla bla. Ok, lets assume itz real, the above monkey which had been captured 4 over 16yrz, why hasn't it transform in2 a human? Chai, smh 4 u sha. |
Re: Panic In Ado-ekiti Over Rampaging Monkey by kayalcomp: 7:45pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
house, i have some monkeys for sale at a very cheap rate. interested buyers should let me know. |
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