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Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by Rapmoney(m): 7:47pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
1.' You are an enemy of progress if you see me drinking ogogoro, then you ask me to buy beer for you' - Ken Saro-Wiwa 2.' Man wen dey spend money for woman, dem nor dey teach am how to blast her' - Olusegun Obasanjo 3.' Na through "send me card" and "I dey hungry" na im girlfriend take turn occupation for Nigeria' - Dr Emmanuel Ewetan Uduaghan 4.' Snake wen say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am' - Ambrose Alli 5. 'Man wen say witch nor dey exist, dem never press am for night be dat' - Achike Udenwa 6. 'Any movie wen you see ghost wear Brazilian hair, just know say na a product of Nollywood' - Rochas Okorocha Post urs jooor... |
Re: Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by rawpadgin(m): 8:12pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
i nor say make u nor carry cutlass pass my back o, na wen I find my head I nor see am naim we go know who be who- jarule nor be by power dem take dey stand prick- honourable Patrick ogbahiagbon kpukpuyeke(dock fowl) naim ugly pass yet na im bath pass- obama 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by rawpadgin(m): 8:14pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
i nor say make u nor carry cutlass pass my back o, na wen I find my head I nor see am naim we go know who be who- jarule nor be by power dem take dey stand prick- honourable Patrick ogbahiagbon kpukpuyeke(dock fowl) naim ugly pass yet na im bath pass- obama 1 Like |
Re: Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by Rapmoney(m): 8:17pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
'Small pikin wen say e wan carry e papa for akoko (shoulder), na big blockos na im go suffocate am' - Allison Dieziani Maduekwe |
Re: Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by ooofreezy(m): 8:35pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Cow wey dey in a hurry to go america.. Na I'm go come bk to naija as corned beef...Ofreezy |
Re: Funny Quotes By Famous Nigerians by Jesuspistol(m): 11:47pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
If everything one tells a child is entering thru 1 ear and coming out thru d other, one would have no choice than to block d other ear with a slap - Pit Edoche 1 Like |
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