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15 Famous Quotes From Patience Dame Jonathan ;D by Kenzico(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Dear Nairalanders, I wanted 2post dis thread on politics bt I tink the Joke section should be the perfect home for this . Our dear First lady, Patience Jonathan has thrilled us this past few years with bungalous or riveting grammatical blunders. Here are the list of them as follows.... 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. 2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children. 3. My fellow widows. 4. A good mother takes care of his children. 5. The people sitting before you were once a children. 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFA World Cup). 7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. 9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY. 10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. 11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. 12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. 13) Chai! Chai! There is God o… there’s God in everything we are doing, continue! 14) Na only you waka come? 15) Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA. . Here, I dnt knw if there's a latest she's dropped recently |
Re: 15 Famous Quotes From Patience Dame Jonathan ;D by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
chai... |
Re: 15 Famous Quotes From Patience Dame Jonathan ;D by durella4(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Chai!!! i know fit laugh oo *rolling inside gutter with laughter* |
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