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Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by freshboy88(m): 2:32pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Who is to blame? See Chat oo Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy! Charmer:::: Can I know you more please? Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you? Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale. Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad? Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls. Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife? Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework. Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls? Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars. Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more. Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because you are in Avondale and I am also here. Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl? Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible. Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me. Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me. Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy? Sweetgirl:::: Yes. Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you? Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!! |
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 2:39pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
lol |
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by Bevy12(f): 7:05pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
I knew it. Its the dad. |
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by SegunFlames(m): 11:04pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Both busted. Lol! |
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