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Open Letter To Bill Gates:.....hilarious...... by Nobody: 8:07am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We recently bought a computer for our home and have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this and provide a solution as soon as possible. 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in the system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter. 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried all day to trace the key with this 'find' button, but were unable to do so. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will provide that? 5. I bought the computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows say 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you put my photo in the computer. 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 9. You provided 'My Network Places'. For God’s sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Edwin P.S. One last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS? Still your cherished customer, Edwin. |
Re: Open Letter To Bill Gates:.....hilarious...... by LordRepz(m): 8:27am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Hahahaha,isn't it high time we have MACROsoft |
Re: Open Letter To Bill Gates:.....hilarious...... by Nobody: 8:34am On Aug 24, 2014 |
Nice one. |
Re: Open Letter To Bill Gates:.....hilarious...... by Nobody: 10:38am On Aug 24, 2014 |
lol. nice |
Re: Open Letter To Bill Gates:.....hilarious...... by Nobody: 12:15pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Lol |
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