Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Chukwujekwu a Nigerian living in USA.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave.

2000 people left.

Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
I'll give it a try'”.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave,

2000 people left.

Chukwujekwu said to himself “I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?” So he stayed behind again.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn’t have a minimum of a Diploma in Business Management to leave.

500 people left the room.

Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I left school at 15, just after standard 6, but what have I got to lose?” So, he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat to leave.

498 people left the room,

Chukwujekwu says to himself, “I do not speak one word of Serb-Croat and I'm pretty sure Gates doesn't either so what do I have to lose?” So he stayed and finds himself with one other candidate.

EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE.

Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

And, ” Chukwujekwu turned to the other candidate and in a horse voice said "Yoruba Yoruba ! Nnaa di anyi how far? Kèdu kwanu? wetin no dey shèlèè? Biko gwa'm oku !!!"

The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo Igbo diè diè o, bawo ni? èjọọ ma ba chance mi jè o. Mo need ishè yi badly sè, !!"

Chukwujekwu, , was stunned !!!! , but that was nothing compared to the shock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said ,

"Ha ba you Nigerians HA BA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan tryyyyyyy meeeee?"

keep smiling

Naija go better

loved it

HAHAHAHA. Hilarious. I've seen the joke a long time ago, but I didnt see Gate's last words

Hehehe

Lol

yeah nice joke

dryest joke of the year

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll Nice one.

hahahaha, you really made my day with this. thanks man

Ibo man 4 u

lol,thats an handsome jokie.funnie, dilluminati,you are so sad.Pathetic!

Correct Igbo man. Very Daring.

cant comprehend it jare,,,

Nice One!

*rereads joke for the umpteenth time*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I trowey salute for the creator of this Joke!

Love it!!!!

Dgunnerz:

I trowey salute for the creator of this Joke!

Love it!!!!

Jokes rating 35%

^^^^It's a good joke Mr bad mouth.

tyt lyk this.u finish work,gud one.

Nice one

hahahahahahaha, wow! really funny!

Funni

*Where is the joke*?

Onyeasi:

*Where is the joke*?

Still in Transit!

Where is the joke*?

must we show you the joke and show u how to laugh @ the joke and probably wipe the sweat off your face.?
this section is not for minor by the way.
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reading isiah 54.{14 to 17.}

have heard it before but i still laughed. good one.

Naija for life. We no dey carry last.