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| BREAKING NEWS! President Goodluck Jonathan Honours Wife With GCFR by farem: 9:29am On Aug 25, 2014 |
President Goodluck Jonathan will be honouring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of The Federal Republic). Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to English Language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of lives positively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows. This according to Mr. President has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Example of her speeches include: * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT. * My husband and Sambo IS good people. * I rather KILL myself than to commit SUICIDE. * My fellow widows. * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace. * My husband is the best couple on earth. * The doctors are responding to treatment. * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. * Na only you waka come? * Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! diaris God o... Please support and honour our first lady by 'lacking' this post and 'chairing' to all your friends.[b] 1 Like |
| Re: BREAKING NEWS! President Goodluck Jonathan Honours Wife With GCFR by DaWorshiper(m): 11:31am On Aug 25, 2014 |
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