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Joke Of The Day: Akpors And Wife Ekaette In Court by Skynetlodgetk(m): 1:47pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Akpors and his wife Ekaette were always fighting over one thing or another so they decided to end the marriage before one person kills the other; there was only one problem left, who would take custody of their only child? When they went to court and were asked to plead their case, the following conversation ensued: Ekaitte: My lord, I took in and carried this child in my womb for nine months, I breastfed him, sacrificed all my time staying at home to take care of him and help him grow. I showed him love more than anyone else; I surely deserve to have custody of this child. The Judge thought about this and said “hmm…well that’s a very good point. Akpors, what do you have to say about that?” Akpors: Your Honor! I only have one question, if I insert my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, please sir, will the cash belong to me or the ATM machine? Do you think Akpors has a good point? Who do you think won the case? |
Re: Joke Of The Day: Akpors And Wife Ekaette In Court by Mprex(f): 5:39pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Lols. Tactical answer akpors no dey carry last |
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