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A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 5:35pm On Aug 26, 2014
let's get started!
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 5:41pm On Aug 26, 2014
Interview Starts...HR
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
HR OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself
and stop wasting my time? What's your
personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?
HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
HR OFFICER:- I think u hv an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Aug 26, 2014
Hmm, okay lets see.......


Guy where've u been. Inspiration done wane ni?
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 6:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
daveP: Hmm, okay lets see.......


Guy where've u been. Inspiration done wane ni?

lol, paddy; Na exams o... but e don almost finish.

See as we abandon the Eagles thread
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2014
Antell95:

lol, paddy; Na exams o... but e don almost finish.

See as we abandon the Eagles thread
lol, blame the Premiership. But few had access to the Maigari scandal... Lets see how far in the next coming days.


The color go fly for this exam o.amen
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 10:04pm On Aug 26, 2014
daveP: lol, blame the Premiership. But few had access to the Maigari scandal... Lets see how far in the next coming days.


The color go fly for this exam o.amen

Amen o, Maigari knows what he is doing...

PDP-----> NFF
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 8:42am On Sep 17, 2014
Coincidental Twin Tragedy.

Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 6:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
grin

Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 11:42am On Apr 24, 2015
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by horllamy(m): 12:42pm On Apr 25, 2015
Antell95:
Interview Starts...HR
OFFICER:- what is your name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- In full please
MUZO:- Muzo Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your father's name?
MUZO:- M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what does that mean?
MUZO:- Melvin Phiri
HR OFFICER:- your native place?
MUZO: M.P sir
HR OFFICER:- what's that?
MUZO:- Muchinga Province
HR OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
MUZO:- M.P
HR OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
MUZO:- Mathematics Professor
HR OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir
HR OFFICER: meaning?
MUZO:- Money Problems
HR OFFICER:- would you explain yourself
and stop wasting my time? What's your
personality like?
MUZO: MP sir.
HR OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality
HR OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
MUZO:- sir, how was my M.P sir?
HR OFFICER:- and what's that again?
MUZO:- My Performance.
HR OFFICER:- I think u hv an M.P
MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
HR OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

i cant laugh alone
Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by Antell95(m): 3:02pm On Apr 25, 2015
horllamy:


i cant laugh alone

Lool!

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