15. If you have worked in a
company for 10 years
without promotion.
14. When you fail math and
English in waec.
13. If a Goat sexually excites
you.
12. If your car spends more
time at the mechanic than
the road.
11. If you are an arsenal Fan.
10. When you are posted to
Maiduguri or Kano for NYSC.
9. You are a hidden Christian
in the midst of boko haram
and your phone
starts ringing "LET
SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8. When u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
7. Even after photoshoping
you still look damn ugly
6. When u vomit pounded yam
and egusi in church during a
3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5. If you are 30 and you still
live in your parents house
4. when you rape a military
man's only child.
3. When a rat eats your name
out of all your original
documents
2. When your only child join
the Nigerian police force
1. When you get stucked in an
elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber.

Bevy12:
11. If you are an arsenal Fan.

Bevy12: 9. You are a hidden Christian
in the midst of boko haram
and your phone
starts ringing "LET
SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8. When u mistake a super
glue for cream during
Masturbation
1. When you get stucked in an
elevator with a boko haram
suicide bomber.