onstelly:
Your signature got me laughing so hard, na by force

toogentle:

Eyaa sorry ooo. Whoever did this to you by breaking your heart is wicked. Now you are a serious pessimist.

Happy New month my guy

mencade5: u dey here dey fall in love with her online, while her original boyfriend for her street don fvck her tire, even yesterday sef she go visit am for he house.

Make i tell you true, many have tried and has failed in their attempts to enter into a relationship with a nairaland.

There are excuses you will receive like, ''you have not seen me before how could you love me''. Despite the fact that you always try to call her on phone to make her know you are for real.

Let me tell you something, most ladies love anything physical. Things they can see, hear, feel, and hold (including things they can fvck). No matter how it is it will not work. Unless your location is not far from her.

It is only a miracle that will make you succeed and make you guys together. Only few, i mean few of them work.


Lastly, loving a lady here is like loving a software.

I no dey ooooo. Guy help yourself, go una area go toast girl for there not here.

Thank you

fairari022: he has to to be a pragmatic leader, or should he go to another man's forum to get one?

be unequally Yorked with .... ( 2 Corinthians 6:14 )


btw, which of those @ your DP is you? all appear cool though

2sExy1: ye ye ye ye... My eyes, my belle.... @ "loving a girl here is like loving a software." lwkmd... Chisos... This mor mor...

MizMyColi: Like seriously?! I opened the thread, hoping to see a list of 'em' saints who have gone before us . Now this. Here's hoping the thread's not DOA though

Nairabush:

hey miss,
ever since your first post i saw, I've been going through others, word after word and carefully too. I don't follow you because i hate to feel like the others.
This is a faceless forum and i don't exactly know your face and voice, but the words you write and the things you write about give me an impression what you look like. I believe people's spirits connect in ways to make them friends, partners( in business or relationships) or enemies.
I am not ashamed to tell you that i feel connected to you. I do not care if i sound like an amateur, because the truth is i am not a pro.
I do not claim to be the 'best man ever liveth' but please just know someone, somewhere, is there who could treat you like you are a queen.
Pls know that this has nothing to do with this thread, i would have posted it anywhere else.
I sincerely apologize if you feel embarrassed, because i know not so many serious people do a thing like this.

Waow!
This is cute.
And No, I don't think you're crazy.
And I am not embarrassed.

I just shared your post!
I'm honoured.
Thank You.





But why Nairabush and only two posts?

Nairabush:

hey miss,
ever since your first post i saw, I've been going through others, word after word and carefully too. I don't follow you because i hate to feel like the others.
This is a faceless forum and i don't exactly know your face and voice, but the words you write and the things you write about give me an impression what you look like. I believe people's spirits connect in ways to make them friends, partners( in business or relationships) or enemies.
I am not ashamed to tell you that i feel connected to you. I do not care if i sound like an amateur, because the truth is i am not a pro.
I do not claim to be the 'best man ever liveth' but please just know someone, somewhere, is there who could treat you like you are a queen.
Pls know that this has nothing to do with this thread, i would have posted it anywhere else.
I sincerely apologise if you feel embarrassed, because i know not so many serious people do a thing like this.

Didn't you see my reply ni.
Abi you wan set me up?

Neldrizzy: chai i love this!!! Over 2you mizmycoli, what do you have 2 say abt this??

onstelly:

Lol the one in dark blue gown

fairari022: ...been looking for an adjective to qualify you girls, but all the words in my lexicon look obsolete and becoming malodorous to fits in those quaternary mademoiselle.

btw, who's that recherché cherubic emissary at your rear?
I'd like to know her.

MizMyColi: Didn't you see my reply ni.
Abi you wan set me up?

Hehehehe

The second chic from the left looks like me.

#TeamChubbyCheeks

onstelly:

See grammer, well she is a friend, n she is married

MizMyColi: Hehehehe

The second chic from the left looks like me.

#TeamChubbyCheeks

onstelly:

Wow serz nd she is my bestie

onstelly:

See grammer, well she is a friend, n she is married

MizMyColi:
She has to be.

You gotta love those with our kind of looks.

fairari022: it would be a mondo joie de vivre, if dole out sporadic privilege to know her.

onstelly:
Ok

fairari022: okay is an uncertainty, an interpolated, and a lukewarm word, just like the Pharisee, neither here nor there.


I need a lift.

jennylove7575: I have a nairaland relationship success story I like to share..my colleague who introduced me to nl in 2006 (that was when I first join Nairaland b4 I deactivated my account. In case u're wondering)
my colleague named sarah met this guy on nl. His name is uche. To our amazement, What started like a play play thing began to turn into something serious. After exchanging phone numbers, uche invited her to his house. From there the dating began...they somehow developed strong bond plus affections for each other. The sincerity of their love for each other was the envy of all. They got married in 2008 which I was present, and have three gorgeous children together.. This is not a fiction story its a true life. I would have posted their picture for view but I have to seek her permission first to be able to do that...their are good guys and ladies on nl. Matured and focused. They are easy to detect if you have a chat with them...like the guys that actually have my phone numbers, they are good guys..wen we chat on viber, we talk more about issues surrounding us. One of them is married with a child, I had opportunity to often chat with the wife. We are all friends on Facebook. If you are not a rude, petty, egocentric, short tempered and a judgemental person, u will surely find a good person in Nairaland... I love Nairaland!

onstelly:
She is married am serious

onstelly:
She is married am serious

Nairabush:

hey miss,
ever since your first post i saw, I've been going through others, word after word and carefully too. I don't follow you because i hate to feel like the others.
This is a faceless forum and i don't exactly know your face and voice, but the words you write and the things you write about give me an impression what you look like. I believe people's spirits connect in ways to make them friends, partners( in business or relationships) or enemies.
I am not ashamed to tell you that i feel connected to you. I do not care if i sound like an amateur, because the truth is i am not a pro.
I do not claim to be the 'best man ever liveth' but please just know someone, somewhere, is there who could treat you like you are a queen.
Pls know that this has nothing to do with this thread, i would have posted it anywhere else.
I sincerely apologise if you feel embarrassed, because i know not so many serious people do a thing like this.

jennylove7575: I have a nairaland relationship success story I like to share..my colleague who introduced me to nl in 2006 (that was when I first join Nairaland b4 I deactivated my account. In case u're wondering)
my colleague named sarah met this guy on nl. His name is uche. To our amazement, What started like a play play thing began to turn into something serious. After exchanging phone numbers, uche invited her to his house. From there the dating began...they somehow developed strong bond plus affections for each other. The sincerity of their love for each other was the envy of all. They got married in 2008 which I was present, and have three gorgeous children together.. This is not a fiction story its a true life. I would have posted their picture for view but I have to seek her permission first to be able to do that...their are good guys and ladies on nl. Matured and focused. They are easy to detect if you have a chat with them...like the guys that actually have my phone numbers, they are good guys..wen we chat on viber, we talk more about issues surrounding us. One of them is married with a child, I had opportunity to often chat with the wife. We are all friends on Facebook. If you are not a rude, petty, egocentric, short tempered and a judgemental person, u will surely find a good person in Nairaland... I love Nairaland!

MizMyColi: Didn't you see my reply ni.
Abi you wan set me up?

Wouldn't hurt to know a little more before going personal.
and no, I can't stand "brutes".

Exactly, why I called off that relationship

BoboYekini: Abeg that your reply was too taciturn. For such heartwarming chyking he deserves a pm at least.
P.S. But of course Like ALL girls, you will prefer a brute.