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* * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by mikuz(m): 3:46pm On Sep 01, 2014 |
LOONAT11K VS HEYWHIZZY Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Personals - 2 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 20 lines. - Deadline is 4pm, Friday 5 September 2014. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by LooNat11kk: 9:29am On Sep 03, 2014 |
Check. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 9:38am On Sep 04, 2014 |
Check |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 4:09pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
Spreading deadly lines on u,til u won't 'see cure' lyk naija's present state/ u wld ave bin cured in the 20's nt dis tech age/ my bars divide ur body to south nd north protectorate/ any oda apart frm lugard can not amalgamate/.... going for gold...I'm sexually killing u,jes dnt enta ma gold circle/ if u try..I'mma leave u xpensively empty lyk gold vacuum/ nd divide ur south part into 3,tricycles/ thereby cutting short ur destined life cycle/.... it's beta u lose hope/ being bathed with strng liquor mixed with codeine won't make u d0pe/ instead..it makes u shrink nd lets ur brain 'strongly twisted' lyk 'two ropes'/ til u start 'roaming' the street eating what 'cattle licks'...calling urself a tru 'pope'/.... loon defeating me?forget that phony ish/ av u forgoten that loon eats only fish/ e cldn't even 'slide tru ice' even if they battle on a 'slopy' pitch/ no hot plates..buh mikuz tanks for dis smoking dish/.... in this battle..I cnt kum last..xteristics of a warri boy/ I'm so cool,I no dey 'sneeze' buh I get 'warri blood'/ loonat11k,there wil be oda chances for u..dnt worry boi/ dnt blame any1,stop crying and dnt worry God/.... loon,ur chances of recovery for next tourney are 'slim' and maybe/ no 'eminem',I've left u derange,in an option a-d,I'm sure u wld 'shade e'/ even without a spec..what eva u lay ur hands on are shady/ loon sucks than a little baby/.... loonat11k,as you dey 'envy,run mental'/ buh dnt claim it iz natural/ I'm a wizard,it's magical/ nd I dnt care aw I left u,I'm lackadalsical/ loon wil only b fly in North america/ buh strange frm europe to africa/ I leave u cold,make 'cataargh loan ya'/ aint talking barcelona/.... I drop this barz..jex to tell oda new'bie,M double u'/ I'm as fly as bugatti times two/ I dnt talk sh1t 2ce buh I spit double poo/ all 2geda winning u makes me two times cool/.... best barz of d year..any award,mods bring d porsche on/ evry 1 knws lacking is nt my portion/ løøn..beta luck next year..end of da road..this iz ya junction/ u tried using me to 'buy' fame..dis is ur 'contract' to read 'auctions'. 3 Likes |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by LooNat11kk: 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
Smooth Freestyle. . . . . . I Create stunning punches/that impales on this buddy/ With so much heat to make sure this ingrate dummy's burning/ . . Cos while loonatikk is hailed as 'GOAT'. "HEY" . . Remains for the 'horses'!!/ I rap with skill/ cos i've got massive wits/ but facts revealed/ That your punches are like 'dead jelly fishes'. .they. . 'lack the sting'!!/ Jesus Of Rap,i could chill back and still/freestyle and win/ so dont get me provoked and turned/ . . Cos once i grab the nine, you'll be left to face the burden like. . .hollow da don!!!/ You dance to homo tune/but its high time i get this bozo schooled/ . . 'Real recognise real'. . But players in madrid dont know you!!/ I'm Tough with pain/so i let the slugs pop in his face/ And order mobs to get the bum locked in a cage/ . .but if he temple run . . You'll see the 'monks in a chase'!!!/ I known to render drugs all the time/so once i pop the nines/he best cower or disguise/ . . Cos I dont need to place his . .'heart on a sim card' . . to show his . . .'life's on the line'!!/ See i've got mean intentions/ to drag you into deep depression/ Cos at the end of today, you'd be tagged as one of "Tikk's victims" like dogs with infections!!/ My intricate cray puns/gets heavyweights layed off/ But You'd be dead on my arsenal . . When i kill you at emirate stadium!!!/ . . As Usual, coogar and others are restricted from my battles. I repeat , Do Not Vote. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by mikuz(m): 8:16pm On Sep 05, 2014 |
Thanks! Ibime Glacierz Ema Prince Theprekky Thunderstorm PaulThor Ojoawo Elymaxiimus Siddoggg Lagunna Please vote on this. Thank you! |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:40am On Sep 06, 2014 |
MVGT = LOONAT11K |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Nobody: 10:28am On Sep 06, 2014 |
Mvgt: Loonatik |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 10:59am On Sep 06, 2014 |
Plz..vote according to criteria |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by GIYAZZ(m): 2:05pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MVGT: Loonat111k |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Nobody: 2:09pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
GIYAZZ: MVGT: Loonat111kyou ready |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 2:56pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
GIYAZZ: MVGT: Loonat111kplz u weren't tagged..kindly delete ya post |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by ojoawo(m): 6:31pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
MVGT - Loona. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Ibime(m): 2:45am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Y'all sleeping on Whizzys Lugard punch. I enjoyed that. We've got contender for wordplay of the year sha. . . Cattarrh loan ya Ultimately though, MVGT: Loona |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by mikuz(m): 6:30am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Thanks voters : Loonat11k wins this and qualifies for the second stage. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 7:25am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Tanks,bro ibime nd d rest of the voterz..I've bowed awt peacefully..buh make una tel me d criteria I beat this guy for let me feel fly smal.. 1 Like |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 7:27am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Beta stil d criteria I flopped totally on |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by LooNat11kk: 8:40am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 9:27am On Sep 07, 2014 |
LooNat11kk: Lolbhadt guy..u jes got lucky mikuz wasn't online to c d annoying stuf u were doing..u bought space saying u'll modify in 20 mins..lo nd behold,it took u close to 3hrz..if I knw tins goes dis way I shldn't ave rushed ma barz..anyways safe victory..no probs..go on nd win d tourney |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 9:33am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Hw many of u noticed dat ma 'tel newbie,M double you'..It woz a wordplay..I meant tel new bmw..make una try analyse ma barz..I'm feeling maself..make I knw if una dey feel me na |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 9:54am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Guykhena I sight u..write smfin |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Guykhena(m): 10:07am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Heywhizzy: Guykhena I sight u..write smfin You did well For me the criterias I think you got are Wordplays- 'Cattle Licks' carttah loan ya tell new'bie m double you' and so on Personals: you made mention of his loss to 'ice' " he couldn't even slide tru ice even if they battled on a sloppy pitch" Closer- cus with loons closer I've seen a similar thing.. The rest criterias you did well Loon edged a lil bit more |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:20am On Sep 07, 2014 |
You got personals! That "slide through ice" line is nice! . . . Btw what is cattarh loan ya? So cattarh dey give loan Cattle licks/ catholics quite okay, depending on the kyna tongue you pronounce with! You tied w/p and your opener was nice as well |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 10:25am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Tanks I nid more of dat..infact sm1 shld hlp me tag every regular rap posterz..mikuz no close this thread o |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 11:56am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Note-read auctions=reductions |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 11:57am On Sep 07, 2014 |
007bruce..I sight u.. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by mikuz(m): 3:03pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Hey you dey try for wordplay. But they look very forced. The catalonia pun doesn't make sense for instance. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by LooNat11kk: 4:00pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Heywhizzy: bhadt guy..u jes got lucky mikuz wasn't online to c d annoying stuf u were doing..u bought space saying u'll modify in 20 mins..lo nd behold,it took u close to 3hrz..if I knw tins goes dis way I shldn't ave rushed ma barz..anyways safe victory..no probs..go on nd win d tourney Sorry For The Unpleasant Business. I initially didnt have a verse for you,Was Gonna Pull a No-show. But When I Saw Your Verse, I Just Decided To Come up with something, so as to avoid you wasting bars. Cheers. |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 4:07pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
mikuz: Hey you dey try for wordplay.yh..it was rushed I wanted to rhyme nd d tin flashed to ma head..I cld av written..I jex destroyed ur cool career dis season nd make catarrgh loan ya/I'mma borrow ur b1tch awt to a calabar man during dis period sorta lyk making bassey loan her/..cool referring to cold(cough)..oda ideaz 1 Like |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 4:17pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
LooNat11kk:tanks...I wld av cried if u didn't post..aint u seeing that I'm even crying awt for peepz to analyze ma barz..they are precious to me..I cnt let dem go jes lyk dat |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by mikuz(m): 4:20pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Heywhizzy: yh..it was rushed I wanted to rhyme nd d tin flashed to ma head..I cld av written..I jex destroyed ur cool career dis season nd make catarrgh loan ya/I'mma borrow ur b1tch awt to a calabar man during dis period sorta lyk making bassey loan her/..cool referring to cold(cough)..oda ideaz What's Catarrgh? |
Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Loonat11k Vs Heywhizzy ~ * * by Heywhizzy(m): 4:25pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
mikuz:sorry catarrh..phlegm |
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