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Stop Reading The Bible by Nobody: 11:08am On Sep 03, 2014
No book spreads ignorance and false information like the Bible. The Bible pollutes the mind and corrupts all facilities the brain requires for critical and analytical thinking. It is a book written for lazy men by a bunch of characters clearly recovering from the effects of a long hangover.
A brief look through the history of the main characters of the Bible reveals their trait for peddling fibs and fables. A few might have also indulged in that wonderful leaf we fondly refer to as ganja, Mary j, sensimilla etc.
Every Sunday, kids are taught to take these characters as role models.
Moses: murderer, serial liar, cheat
David: murdered a man so he could get his wife, man LovePeddler, liar
On this thread, I'll be revealing the sordid history of these Biblical characters. Stay tuned, Lucifer is in control.
Re: Stop Reading The Bible by nnadychuks(m): 11:25am On Sep 03, 2014
bible is not an ordinary book, so you better watch your tongue and stop fooling around

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Re: Stop Reading The Bible by flipflop(f): 11:56am On Sep 03, 2014
nnadychuks: bible is not an ordinary book, so you better watch your tongue and stop fooling around
You should not have bothered replying, his moniker and last sentence says it all. 2tim 2: 23 not to bother answering such. *leaves thread*

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Re: Stop Reading The Bible by Nobody: 8:54pm On Sep 09, 2014
nnadychuks: bible is not an ordinary book, so you better watch your tongue and stop fooling around
The bible is a collection of tales, a few fibs and exaggerations written by ignornat men. It has outlived its purpose and every copy should be tossed into a furnace and burnt. Bleep off this thread with your threats. There are enough threads in this section for the brainless to mingle.
Re: Stop Reading The Bible by urheme: 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
The bible is a collection of tales, a few fibs and exaggerations written by ignornat men. It has outlived its purpose and every copy should be tossed into a furnace and burnt. Bleep off this thread with your threats. There are enough threads in this section for the brainless to mingle.


So funny!
Am surprise lucifer want us to think!!!!!!




sonOfLucifer: No book spreads ignorance and false information like the Bible. The Bible pollutes the mind and corrupts all facilities the brain requires for critical and analytical thinking. Lucifer is in control.

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Re: Stop Reading The Bible by Nobody: 8:47am On Sep 10, 2014
urheme:


So funny!
Am surprise lucifer want us to think!!!!!!




Why should that surprise you? Lucifer encourages thinking and curiosity. Woe betide the man who dumps his brains at the altar of any God.
Re: Stop Reading The Bible by nnadychuks(m): 2:15pm On Sep 10, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
The bible is a collection of tales, a few fibs and exaggerations written by ignornat men. It has outlived its purpose and every copy should be tossed into a furnace and burnt. Bleep off this thread with your threats. There are enough threads in this section for the brainless to mingle.
your lucifer is too foolish thats why he picked a foolish one as his servant.. Servant of lucifer, hahahahaha.. Person no see human serve, na lucifer

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Re: Stop Reading The Bible by cuteposhy(f): 7:05pm On Sep 10, 2014
Lucifer is a loser! He was in the beginning; he is now and will forever be!
Re: Stop Reading The Bible by Nobody: 10:28am On Sep 11, 2014
cuteposhy: Lucifer is a loser! He was in the beginning; he is now and will forever be!
There are threads for fools to mingle. Your foolish God dwells in the congregation of the ignorant and single-minded
Re: Stop Reading The Bible by shaneroberts26: 11:30am On Sep 11, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
There are threads for fools to mingle. Your foolish God dwells in the congregation of the ignorant and single-minded
If only they know how right you are.

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