I was watching some naija movie on you tube and saw some street hawkers doing their stuff and had to share this,


Cold Pure Water yes _{original pure water by thyphoid fever}

buy Gala

Mushin Oloosha, t'ooba ni changi m'awole o.

Era koste Onirin o  (push up bra)

s'ooobata (shoe repairman)



more, ?

jara panu jara panu (some kwanu)

jara panu jara panu!


ricee re  wa re
riceee re wa re

eron ro ri riceeee
eron ro ri riceeee

buy your sweeet poff poff
buy your sweet poff poff


ageege ageege ageege agege
hold your change o
hold your change o


orishi rishi aate re oo
orishi rishi aate re oo


ga kunu da zaiki
ga kunu da zaiki


lol 

er'ewa e gba ke o (buy beans and the plastic container is urs)

Buredi de o, o gbona feli feli

e k'ebeji o (provide for the twins)

era gururu e'repa

chei, una no go kill persin 4 NL

onyeo butter, buy buta bread!!!!

'keja! keja!

mo ma so yin po ni (i go join u 2geda)

goodass:


mo ma so yin po ni (i go join u 2geda)

Nice one man. Mean bastards!!!

Oshodi oke wa o

O wa le gbe e o.

Oloyun, o ponmo, o tun gbe bagi dani o

t'oo ba ni changi ma wole o

olomi tutu reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oni emu reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee o

sele meta meta gbanjo 10 10 kobo
sele meta meta gbanjo 10 10 kobo

(this one is so common on Ojoo market day )

@Omoge lol
@Topic,buy your vicks, 3 for 10 naira ,no more five five naira
Ikeja under bridge one chance
je u soke jare (move front or sumtin )

100 naira, fain fain jeans 100 naira!!

Era kulikuli e panu o

Ejika ni soobu (mobile tailor)

DANFO DRIVER! DANFO DRIVER! DANFO DRIVER!

Iresi wa eran wa o

CAN YOU ALL GIVE IN ENGLISH AS WELL, DONT UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE

sorry about that, it's just funnier in the native language


_thinking

there was this woman who always says

i dey here today, i dey here tomorrow and pple would come rushing. what she got was flour, sugar and then mix them up. the fried thing is 'i dey here'
they ended up calling the fried thing 'i dey here'

you wan chop i dey here?

lmao!! U guys are crazy

@topic
agege bread
N20
N20

ever hear of 'Fodi' ??

it's a special kinda moin moin made by some old woman back home - we were addicted to it so peple around us used to tell us the old woman used to prepare it with butt juice. Hence the name Fodi.

We did not care o, cos it was sweet.

______________

'E ra Fodi o'

'Eleelo o'

'Oni Five naira ni o'
____________________

Chei! Life don sweet o

kokoye:

ever hear of 'Fodi' ??

it's a special kind of moin moin made by some old woman back home - we were addicted to it so peple around us used to tell us the old woman used to prepare it with butt juice. Hence the name Fodi.

We did not care o, because it was sweet.

Are you asking me? lol!
I might have, but just can't rem. the name.
Fodi? can't rem. it. Is it the moin moin wrapped in leaf?

ologi de o ologi de o

kokoye:

Iresi wa eran wa o

pomo ko

O waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo oh


Okay that was more of a response to Bus Conductor but I think it's funny

lemon vicks gala yessss-hold up in vi

buy rolex watch cartier glasses original -allen roundabout

buy cough medecin na my wife dey make am na me dey sell am ,buy ur merecine

ewa yi loyin ooooo
moin moin elede reeeeee

eyez water!!

eyez water!!

tu tu re!!!

Soole laasan. . . . ko man ye ekute ile e

(Trans:just drop it your house, and you will know the number of rats in your house)_{got what is being hawked?}

lol. . . . yu piple r so



@ topic

oun wole wole
oun bole bole


Conductor: Vulcanizer bus-stop

Passenga: owa o


N50 Oshodi Oshodi, Oloshi oun wole

Carri go

Paro lo


Baba blue {vick blue}


Era ata, ese'be o


feri earli in da moni yu hia:

Ekaaro ologi de o!!

Conductor: Ajah!JAKANDE!!!!! Ajah JAkande!!!

may una hole ur 100 nehra change ooo!!!

Any bus stop na 100 neh ra!!!!

Ajah Jakande ajah JAKANDE!!!!


Passenger:: but i dey stop for Shoprite

Conductor:: na me send you?? if you dey go choprite go chow

u no fit drop odd na re 100 nehra

abeg! comot make i see road jo

Passenger:: nonsense, tout , agbero (leaving the bus)

Conductor:::Your PAPA, AJah JAKANDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chei!

i rememba wen all doz Agbero wan tu fight!

Ibe eni agbado (roasted corn)
Adalu elere (corn + beans)

Godalone:

Ibe eni agbado (roasted corn)
Adalu elere (corn + beans)

LOL. . . . made me recall with nostalgia my early years in the family house in Kwara; wow i'm missing village life, far more interesting than this VI/Estate life i'm living now!!! But thank God!!!

Gamine:

Conductor: Ajah!JAKANDE!!!!! Ajah JAkande!!!

may una hole ur 100 nehra change ooo!!!

Any bus stop na 100 neh ra!!!!

Ajah Jakande ajah JAKANDE!!!!


Passenger:: but i dey stop for Shoprite

Conductor:: na me send you?? if you dey go choprite go chow

u no fit drop odd na re 100 nehra

abeg! comot make i see road jo

Passenger:: nonsense, tout , agbero (leaving the bus)

Conductor:::Your PAPA, AJah JAKANDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . perfectly captures what I saw/experienced everyday while living in Ajah and working in VI(just last year).