On the back of a Volkwagon beetle : ti e da

'Let my enemy live long and see what I will become in future'

'Ibanuje eniyan ko da ise Oluwa duro'

'military owned vehicle - police beware'

'Real men love Jesus'

'My take home pay can't take me home'

'assembled in Nigeria'

'In God we trust'

horn before overtaking

live and let live

One of the most common Bumper sticker is

"Lazy men dont eat"

the young shall grow

saw one on a taxi the other day and it read "no mosquito in heaven"!

'wey your own' on the back of a rickety baba Taju

- who know tomorrow
-no food for lazy man
-givers never lack
-jeun soke
-arabambi 1
-matagbamole 1

'military owned vehicle - police beware'

power pass power

'Real men love Jesus'

"If you can real this, it means you are too close for comfort"
"My second car is an airplane" (I actually saw this on a car parked at MM II, Ikeja.)
"I be lawyer, trouble na my work" ( Has anyone seen this too??)

this one really pissed me off the last time I saw it
" a UNN graduate is ahead of you naturally" (& guess what? the guess was actually driving a rickety old car at snail speed in front of me! Gosh! I almost killed him!)

GoldCircle:


"I be lawyer, trouble na my work" ( Has anyone seen this too??)

I've seen this.


There's this one I see almost every morning on my way to work. Its on one of dem danfo buses and it reads " Hoomer Jeep" in big bold print.

I'm thinking of making a bumper sticker that reads -

"Repellent to frustrated women"

'Man must wack'

'people's paradise' on Molue

eni a fe lamo

ola iya

with God

Jesus Loves U

Hmmn. . . .

And I'm thinking of one that reads : "I live with Satan!"

Spiky.

what the @%#$%#$%

you be winch abi ogbanje ??

No king as God

wetin lawyers dey do sef

givers neva lack

jeun soke

kokoye:

Spiky.

what the @%#$%#$%

you be winch abi ogbanje ??

I was responding to someone that was looking for trouble jare.

Please don't tell me that makes me less eligible.

spiky, the reason behind ur comment no matter - as you want take satan scare person.

I need to confirm sometin.

How do you sleep at night - you lay flat on the bed, or with your feet against the wall??

kokoye:


How do you sleep at night - you lay flat on the bed, or with your feet against the wall??

With my feet up against the wall, big broom at my side.

Spiky!!

Ur wanted at the Hogwarts school of Magic. Ur own pass me

@ post

- Orun mooru

- Live and let live

- No condition is permanent

kokoye:

Spiky!!

Ur wanted at the Hogwarts school of Magic. Ur own pass me

Slacker! Me that I'm already a class captain there.

Ogboju ode ninu igbo irumole!!!

kokoye:

Ogboju ode iwin ninu igbo irumole!!!

@ topic

Kiss me at ur risk

Goodass, who are you to correct my title?? Have you lived with the seven spriritual elders of the universe located at the base of the mount where the the sun meets rhe Niger delta?

Warn urself o!

@ topic

- Na u get ur mouth, na me get the car

Ogboju Iwin ninu. . . .etc

I don die of laughter!

@ topic

- wonsebolatan

The lord is my shepherd

Glory to God

Ye must be born again

I shall return

Safe journey

kokoye:

Goodass, who are you to correct my title?? Have you lived with the seven spriritual elders of the universe located at the base of the mount where the the sun meets rhe Niger delta?
Warn yourself o!

c wat i mean? am sure u also dined wt d 1-legged iwin havin eye on d chect n iwo (horn) lori . _{abeg no 4get d url 4 DO Fagunwa's classiks o}

- nobody knows tomorrow