1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to the wife is like reading the terms and conditions of downloading an app. You understand nothing, still you agree..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them, infact nothing scares men..nothing except 5 missed calls from the wife. Stolen from a wise man.

Hmmm