One night a father sent his kid to bed.

Five minutes later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!"

"No. You had your chance." A minute later the boy screamed "Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance.

Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you."

"Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?"

OMG, studio U tyt pass dis na

I know I know

the holy quran made us to understand dat nobody is perfect except GOD ALMIGHTY

so u see, not all my jokes would be a hit

*sorry for disappointing you*

Ti elejo ba ma ejo e lebi koni pe lori ikunle. Studio, i forgive you

Yesterday you read bible and today koran. Why are you confusing God with your belief system?

this is actually a gud yoke, serious.

Thank u remo



Ignores Haters

I'm fasting today . . Watch out for part2 of dis joke tommorow






*reading the Holy Quran*

^^^^, dont copy that crapgbagbo whom i have decided to ignore and i implore everyone to do same.









reading from ifa , odu opele.
orunmila agbe gbogbo wa oh. ase.

copy from dat chain smoker ?
Hell No

My lips are dry after reading. .dunno why. . .yekpa,i need to break this fast

i know tis currently tha hottest

but please dont break your fast please

Studio CFR:


i know tis currently tha hottest

but please dont break your fast please

lol

but for the past two hours av been looking for good jokes but any thread i view is being met with disappointing jokes,

really
well am glad i made u laugh*

see who is feeling cool cos of an old joke

everything is old to u

where is your own joke? (ZERO)

Stud abeg step up ur game or don't post joke again

words cant bring me down

Y are u chanting my siggy!! Ooopss i ve changed it
U shld start chanting my new siggy.
Wats up
Hw was ya day?

which your siggy i copy

why do u like disgracing me like dis in public

Lol
my day sweet. . . And yours? Text me yo social number for Yim

Lol u dis boy will never change
i like your photo
missed u

Nonsense. Absolutely nonsense

B4U,IWAZ:

Lol u dis boy will never change
i like your photo
missed u

will call you tonight

ice234:

Nonsense. Absolutely nonsense

shut your mouth
and your hands off the keyboard if u have nothing reasonable to say

*just an advice*
thank you

you're DRY! Yourself

studio and newbride, una continue here.

Wetin make this driver bring me here sef

olawalebab:

studio and newbride, una continue here.

he think sey i be G-A-Y

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