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Some Annoying Bbm/ Facebook/whatsapp Updates: by ALAYORMII: 9:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
1. Good night pals! (So make we cry?).

2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or hospital?).

3. My heart is broken, I will never love again (No be new thing).

4. Am gonna be off for a while (Safe journey, no be force).

5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice u had gone...Duh!).

6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).

7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tell me? Na me wan give u transport FARE?).

8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u ).

9. People are wicked (Na today u just dey know?).

10. Am in love (No be news).

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?).

12. Money on my mind (Na so? Here resemble CBN? Go rob bank).

13. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take molue).

14. New look (Wetin be our business?).

15. Am tired of this life (Who send u come b4?).

16. I am off to church (Na baba lawo place u for go)

17. Abuja Loading (U be conductor?)

18. I am single and searching (na wetin concern us, abi here na love zone?)

19. Oh! lord please heal me (God get account for facebook?)

Good evening peeps

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Re: Some Annoying Bbm/ Facebook/whatsapp Updates: by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 08, 2014
"Hungry"Na we wan feed u?
Re: Some Annoying Bbm/ Facebook/whatsapp Updates: by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 08, 2014
ALAYORMII: 1. Good night pals! (So make we cry?).2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or hospital?).3. My heart is broken, I will never love again (No be new thing).4. Am gonna be off for a while (Safe journey, no be force).5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice u had gone...Duh!).6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us).7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tell me? Na me wan give u transport FARE?).8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u ).9. People are wicked (Na today u just dey know?).10. Am in love (No be news).11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?).12. Money on my mind (Na so? Here resemble CBN? Go rob bank).13. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take molue).14. New look (Wetin be our business?).15. Am tired of this life (Who send u come b4?).16. I am off to church (Na baba lawo place u for go)17. Abuja Loading (U be conductor?)18. I am single and searching (na wetin concern us, abi here na love zone?)19. Oh! lord please heal me (God get account for facebook? Good evening peeps
OMG...ur write up iz damn funny... HaHaHaha, u no go kill me for here ooo.. By d way truetalk jare

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Re: Some Annoying Bbm/ Facebook/whatsapp Updates: by Caseless2: 10:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
Arrange ur post.
Who de stil give update sef? Sms!
Re: Some Annoying Bbm/ Facebook/whatsapp Updates: by Nobody: 8:03am On Sep 09, 2014
No 19 isn't annoying,i believe God is everywhere

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