An old woman boarded a bus to
lagos frm calabar told d driver;
"driver,if u reach Benin tell me o!
D Driver nodded n then she shouted
again"my children,una hear wetin I
tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.
On d long journey to
lagos,everybodyslept off but dis
woman neva blinkd.Dey neva knew
she doesn't know Benin. Afta
several hours of driving and lagos closeby wit
Benin
about 4hrs
bhind,d poor woman then
asked; driver,u neva reach benin
ni? Ooooh!!D driver
exclaimed; madam Benin is like
4hrs behind us.D woman started crying"take me
back 2 Benin abeg
I no wan wahala o!!! After all
said, and considering d age of d
woman it was agreed dat d driver
shld turn back 2 Benin. On getting
2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told
d
woman she is in Benin. D woman
simply opened her hand
bag, brought out a card of
panadol, removd 2 tablets n
swallowd dem wit water. She then smiled and
said,na my daughter
say if I reach Benin make I take 2
tablets of panadol. Oya make we dey go lagos


Yours Faithfully
k e e n y s b o j a n