Many a time I lay on my bed and sheepishly smile when I recall how some of my neighbours behave in the compound. For example:

1. She is popularly known as Mama. As soon as you start washing your clothes, you will see her hurrying so seriously to hang her clothes on the line
before you even when she knows your dry yours on the "hanger" lane.
2. A beautiful spinster in her very early thirties who often tell me to zip up her tight gown from behind. I end up "seeing things" i don't want to see.
I don't know how to tell her to stop coming to me for them (I respect her and the fact that she is near marriageable age)...She is pretty and curvy also. I end up laughing it away.
3. My Landlord who loves Heineken so much that he constantly gives her 8 months old baby to drink. She is loving it more than bosom milk o.

You can share yours too to put a grin on someone's face.

I dey come

Mama emeka abeg your soup dey burn

@ Coldfeet...Ijeoma, I'll be here waiting...

Ok

I just moved into this new big apartment across the road yesterday and I don't have a neighbor yet, but maybe things might change next week so space booked. No Vex Biko.

Ceasar1: I just moved in into this new big apartment across the road yesterday and I don't have a neighbor yet, but maybe things will change next week so space booked. No Vex Biko.

Lol Ceasar...Good neighbour

op u dull o! so yellow sisi dey indirectly carry yansh com give u u dey laugh with her?

person carry sugar put 4 ur mouth u spit am out

Getting a new home theatre (#19,800) ..and gunning down to the highest volume,leaving the door opened to let 'em neighbours know " I have arrive"..
....anyways " na achievement, e nor easy" lol