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How To Catch A Tiger by oluboyo04(m): 7:29am On Sep 13, 2014
Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!
American Police Style: Allow the tiger
to catch you, then you catch the tiger.
China Police Style: Chase the tiger
until it becomes tired, then you catch
it.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the tiger's
wife and threaten the tiger to
surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the tiger
until it comes close to you, then catch
it.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch a goat,
beat it until it agrees that it is a tiger.
Which style is the best?
Re: How To Catch A Tiger by derrick333(m): 7:43am On Sep 13, 2014
9jà I de hail oo

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Re: How To Catch A Tiger by bigt2(m): 7:48am On Sep 13, 2014
now that it's gonna make me laugh out my big head angry angry grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: How To Catch A Tiger by mployer(m): 8:39am On Sep 13, 2014
grin grin

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Re: How To Catch A Tiger by oluboyo04(m): 8:50am On Sep 13, 2014
:can slap really make someone confess to a crime he/she never committed?
Re: How To Catch A Tiger by bigt2(m): 2:50pm On Sep 14, 2014
oluboyo04: :can slap really make someone confess to a crime he/she never committed?
the answer is yes. A formatting slap can make you confess vividly beyond reasonable doubts that you did it cheesy

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