Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without
tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing last forever has
never tried Hausa perfume
- Isaac Newton (1904).
He who fully unwraps a sharwama
completely before eating it
cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln
(1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper-soup with
his eyes wide open is not afraid of
anything - Martin Luther King
Jnr (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has many enemies
has never been with a
mountain of fire member - William
Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike probably has
never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904).
He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice
has trust issues -
Alexander the III 1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n
Akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther
king Jnr (1931).
Any man who drinks alomo bitters
without squeezing his face, is
capable of murder....obasanjo(1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor,
but allowing the garri to
swell-up before drinking is Poverty-
Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors
to cut indomie seasoning
sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
No mata how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam. -Goodluck
Jonathan (2013)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct
shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)
Anyone that reads this without laughing,
that person is looking
for a job -

Truly hilarious.

Have you read the rib-cracking post?