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STRANGE: Woman Presents ‘holy Spirit’ As Collateral For Bank Loan by bunmioguns(m): 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2014
There was drama last Friday in one of the
microfinance banks (name withheld),
located in one of the major cities of Delta,
when a middle-aged woman approached
one of the bank’s officials at the counter
for a loan of N1.5million.
Willing to give the loan to the woman, the
official brought out a form, apparently
meant for customers who demand such
facilities.
While she filling the form, she wrote the
name of her 12-year-old son as surety
and also wrote that she was ready to give
the Holy Spirit as collateral. Surprised by
what the woman wrote, the official took
the form to his boss to seek his advice,
and the woman was invited to the office of
the boss.
When she got there, she was asked to
explain what she meant by the ‘Holy Spirit’
she wrote as her collateral, and her 12-
year- old son as surety.
Her response was, “Don’t you know the
Holy Spirit or are you not a Christian? Do
you want me to write the name of ordinary
mortal that will disappoint the bank? No,
the Holy Spirit is my collateral because He
does not lie, and He cannot fail. So, please
let me have the loan.”
All efforts to make the woman realise that
it was not possible to make the Holy Spirit
her collateral fell on deaf ears, and at a
point, she got angry and told them: “Since
you don’t want to give me this loan, you
wait for me and see what the Holy Spirit
will do. You must give the loan to me”, she
boasted and walked away.
Two days later, the woman reportedly
returned with the wife of the chairman,
board of directors of the bank, who
shouted and banged on the table and
asking: “Where is that disrespectful officer
who refused to honour my request that
this woman be given a loan. This is
indiscipline and an act of insubordination.
Bring him out; if you can’t respect the wife
of the chairman of the bank’s board of
directors, who else will you respect?” she
asked.
www.leadership.ng/news/384114/strange-woman-presents-holy-spirit-collateral-bank-loan
Re: STRANGE: Woman Presents ‘holy Spirit’ As Collateral For Bank Loan by san316(m): 1:53pm On Sep 15, 2014
People are already going nuts in Nigeria. That's how bad it is.
Re: STRANGE: Woman Presents ‘holy Spirit’ As Collateral For Bank Loan by Nobody: 2:46pm On Sep 15, 2014
Re: STRANGE: Woman Presents ‘holy Spirit’ As Collateral For Bank Loan by Nobody: 2:49pm On Sep 15, 2014
madness!!

using the Lord's name as a joke. she's silly

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