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My First Lady by Emma8043(m): 7:22pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
20 Funniest Quotes From Patience Jonathan 1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. 2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children . 3. My fellow widows . 4. A good mother takes care of his children . 5. The people sitting before you were once a children . 6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, , it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this one , ( addressing press men after Female Under - 19 FIFA World Cup) . 7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’ t it not a woman ? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow . 8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another . 9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY . 10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. 11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide. 12. Ojukwu is a great man , he died but his manhood lives on . 13) Chai ! Chai! There is God o… there’s God in everything we are doing, continue ! 14) Na only you waka come ? 15) Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA. 16) My husband , Dr Goodluck Jonathan and Sambo is a quiet people 17. At least we all have HIV AIDS except that some of us are negative and some of us are positive ( On World AIDS day speech ) 18) History ’ll not be completely without OJUKWU. 19) The people sitting before you here were once a Children 20) I donate my family on behalf of 20 million |
Re: My First Lady by Bevy12(f): 7:33pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh. |
Re: My First Lady by Emma8043(m): 9:06pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Bevy12: Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.My dear what else do u want me to do If not to chase away high BP with her speeches |
Re: My First Lady by overthrow(m): 8:52am On Sep 17, 2014 |
Bevy12: Just because she speaks bad english doesnt mean you guys should make fun of her. I know what she says is funny but just try not to laugh.
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