The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop
playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red -
Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What
again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where are you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger
Wife:O;oh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is
Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo... arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Channel to
African Magic).
Good day all